This Bank Holiday Weekend's Fixtures & Midweek Fixtures (03-07 May).

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Mourinho has such a hold on Chelsea fans that he's convinced them the only way they can win is through defence, graft and hard work.

They'll blindly do whatever he says, cheer whatever he puts out, defend whatever he does. Anyone else and there would be placards.... again.

[Niall_Quinn]

Mourinho has such a hold on Chelsea fans that he's convinced them the only way they can win is through defence, graft and hard work.

They'll blindly do whatever he says, cheer whatever he puts out, defend whatever he does. Anyone else and there would be placards.... again.

Really unfair - do you realise in 10 seasons and having spend less than 5 trillion quid he's been hated by everyone everywhere he goes never finished lower than second?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Mourinho has such a hold on Chelsea fans that he's convinced them the only way they can win is through defence, graft and hard work.

They'll blindly do whatever he says, cheer whatever he puts out, defend whatever he does. Anyone else and there would be placards.... again.

I think you could say a lot of the same for his worshippers in the media too. Mourinho Monday Night Masterclass.

Of which was Martin Samuel on Sunday Supplement: Chelsea are in transition, if you're Mourinho you aren't seemingly allowed to be in transition, Arsenal have been in transition for nine seasons.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

David Luiz smacks the bar!

David Luiz and Hazard came on for Honest Frank and Salah.

[Niall_Quinn]

I think you could say a lot of the same for his worshippers in the media too. Mourinho Monday Night Masterclass.

Of which was Martin Samuel on Sunday Supplement: Chelsea are in transition, if you're Mourinho you aren't seemingly allowed to be in transition, Arsenal have been in transition for nine seasons.

You forgot to mention Samuel is a fat, stupid pig who loves to roll around in his own shit.

[Niall_Quinn]

No pen mainly because it wasn't a pen in a million years. It was a tackle.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Great dive from Hazard, Big Man offside so fucks it up anyway. Ivanovic booked for being a dick.

[Niall_Quinn]

Wasn't a pen either. Swung a boot and missed. Dirty chav dived.

[Niall_Quinn]

So has maureen taught hazard a lesson yet? Or is hazard teaching maureen a few lessons?

[Niall_Quinn]

Ref has put himself under pressure ever since that awful early decision. Chavs will be diving all over the place now and eventually they'll con their way to a pen.