This Bank Holiday Weekend's Fixtures & Midweek Fixtures (03-07 May).

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Willian.

QED.

[Heisenberg]

Willian

[Niall_Quinn]

Willian

Ridiculously bad effort.

[Niall_Quinn]

Willian's passing is as good as his shooting

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Well maybe Mourinho has stripped away any of the talent just so he can run about and prove he can defend, Nev.

[Niall_Quinn]

Terry completely immune. Can do what the fuck he wants and the ref just turns a blind eye.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Chelsea 0-0 Norwich, HT. It's how Mourinho plans it though.

[Niall_Quinn]

Desperately poor game - Norwich showing a bit of ambition but up against an anti-football machine.

1-0 to Norwich and chavs down to 10. That's what SHOULD have happened.

But the bent ref changed the rules. So now there is an artificial 0-0 scoreline.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Mourinho has such a hold on Chelsea fans that he's convinced them the only way they can win is through defence, graft and hard work.

They'll blindly do whatever he says, cheer whatever he puts out, defend whatever he does. Anyone else and there would be placards.... again.

[Niall_Quinn]

Mourinho has such a hold on Chelsea fans that he's convinced them the only way they can win is through defence, graft and hard work.

They'll blindly do whatever he says, cheer whatever he puts out, defend whatever he does. Anyone else and there would be placards.... again.

Really unfair - do you realise in 10 seasons and having spend less than 5 trillion quid he's been hated by everyone everywhere he goes never finished lower than second?