He flatters to deceive and has made a career of doing so at international level for the best part of 10 years. However, he only scored 4 less than Sturridge in the league (Sturridge's best season by far) in a pretty dire Manure team this season so I would reluctantly have to find a place for him.

Even if you can argue he is second to Sturridge he is comfortably better than any other forward.