Transfer News, Rumours and Bollocks Thread

[Gubby Allen]

Scott Dann for £6-£8 million for Blackburn. Bargain buy. Pairing him with Samba should help their relegation worries.

Too late for a swap with Squillaci & Djorrou?

[cheesy bites]

Besides Man Shitty, there's been a lot of clever buys this summer for all clubs (minus Traore to QPR). Should be an interesting season.

[WengerISaLizard]

Raul Meireles

WTF, that said wouldn't mind him here

[Cripps_orig]

Has Bryan Swanson been standing there all day?

[cheesy bites]

Has Bryan Swanson been standing there all day?

His job is to tallk about football and stare at Georgie Thompson and Natalie Sawyer all day. He get's paid for doing that.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Has Bryan Swanson been standing there all day?

Probably. He's a bot though so it shouldn't matter.

[Olivier's xmas twist]

No, this is new news.

No its not, its not been on bbc or ssn websites or the radio have not said it.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Painful interview, the poor bastard hadn't been given any phrases to slip into the interview by his agent.

Or his dad.

[Cripps_orig]

2225: THE INSIDER

Bolton captain Kevin Davies tells BBC Sport's Alistair Magowan what he has been up to on transfer deadline day: "It's good to get away from the deadline day madness, we've been given some time off so I'm on holiday with my family in Spain. The rumours make me laugh, I heard one on the radio earlier that I was spotted at Arsenal!"

Syn would have loved that

[Maestro]

Meireles submits a transfer request at 22:31 on deadline day.

Does he live in a cave?

This!

He's one hell of a confused fucker, but then again i think Arteta did the same late this afternoon