Honduras vs Switzerland/Ecuador vs France. 25th June. 9pm. BBC

[Niall_Quinn]

Kos the brick wall.

[Niall_Quinn]

Remy is so 'meh'.

So is your face

[Syn]

Kos the brick wall.

Single-handedly earning this clean sheet for France.

[The Emirates Gallactico]

It was an own goal, it wouldn't have gone over the line had the 'keeper not helped it over the line

Alright Sepp Blatter.

[Niall_Quinn]

Hugo the spud does well to bat that out.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

It was an own goal, it wouldn't have gone over the line had the 'keeper not helped it over the line

Jonathan Pearce is in charge of the dubious goals panel. Don't expect any results until the World Cup is in Antarctica.

[Letters]

Alright Sepp Blatter.

I didn't deserve an insult that bad

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Sagna is shit. Kos clearing up his mess.

[Niall_Quinn]

Kos

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Giroud with assist of the decade to Benzema but he cocks it up.