Random Arsenal Shit (When it's not worth starting a thread)

[Maestro]

The boss is back in training!!!

Yep, cool hand Luke is back. Amazing what Latino bitches can do for you, he's looking refreshed, happy and ready to go!

[Maestro]

Never pass up a chance to piss onoff the pundits I say.

Piss on them like Jeff Chang I say!

[Munchies]

Yep, cool hand Luke is back. Amazing what Latino bitches can do for you, he's looking refreshed, happy and ready to go!

That pic of him on the beach with that chick with the big ass, well played Wenger!!

[Maestro]

The boss is back in training!!!

"Rambo son, so whilst I'm away you decide to go and get married??? WTF you muppet, should've seen the minge on Copacabana son .....fuck getting married!"

[Munchies]

Is Wenget still fukin that dj on the side? Always knew he could do better

[Niall_Quinn]

Good move by Puma, we're now their biggest brand client. They will now be looking to move up by bringing all their other clients/cash cows close to, and aligned alongside us. We're a dab hand at media and product politics so works out well for Puma and us at this moment in time.

Another world though, isn't it? The more you have the more you get. Not complaining, just reflecting the fact the world we live in is fractionally less exciting and lucrative.

[Maestro]

Another world though, isn't it? The more you have the more you get. Not complaining, just reflecting the fact the world we live in is fractionally less exciting and lucrative.

True, far out world! Gradually on our way there, just decided to do it differently. It's the money we'll never know about or see but as you say, I'm not complaining either as long as some of the wonga nuggets filter through to improve the team .....and the real consolation is we didn't launder, steal, beg, torture, oppress, or kill to get the club where it is now. That's the real genius of it, Arsenal are the best if not the only real football investment vehicle right now!

[GP]

[Xhaka Can’t]

True, far out world! Gradually on our way there, just decided to do it differently. It's the money we'll never know about or see but as you say, I'm not complaining either as long as some of the wonga nuggets filter through to improve the team .....and the real consolation is we didn't launder, steal, beg, torture, oppress, or kill to get the club where it is now. That's the real genius of it, Arsenal are the best if not the only real football investment vehicle right now!

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Jack's returned to training three days early today.


I'm hoping it was a sincere move on his part recognising he has a lot of work to do and not a PR stunt designed by one of his myriad of advisers and representatives.