Fun reading the media today. What are the main stories following this match?

1. Joe Hart. Will he be #1 for the gypos? It's understandable they lead with this because it's undoubtedly the main issue engaging football supporters up and down the country.

2. We can't judge anything from the game because the gypos were without several of their big hitters (and had to make do with other multi-million quid players). No Aguero (if you add Ozil and Walcott together they are only one tenth as good), no Kompany (statistically inferior to Merts last season), no Zabaleta (he'd have scored several goals for sure) and no Sagna or Lampard (who have never played a game for the gypos anyway - this is how badly they were missed).

The word is, be careful Arsenal fans because this match means nothing. Bigger tests are to come. This is handy advice because it's doubtful any Arsenal fans could have figured out by themselves that this encounter doesn't guarantee a title win. The stupid Arsenal fans spent most of their time enjoying a victory over a rival in the sunshine and watching new signings fit nicely into a smooth performance from the whole team. Thankfully the media have compensated for the lack of hysteria by manufacturing it and helpfully adding their word of caution. What would we do without them (if you exclude celebrating their demise)?