This Weekend's Fixtures (30/31 Aug).

[Niall_Quinn]

Lukaku??? Beaten to it by Cahill???

Pace

[Niall_Quinn]

Ramires booked.

50 fouls was the charm

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Eto'o really is an Old Man; still hasn't got off his seat yet.

[Niall_Quinn]

Miralles is pure shite tbf

[McNamara That Ghost...]

50 fouls was the charm

Just one too many.

[Niall_Quinn]

Eto'o really is an Old Man; still hasn't got off his seat yet.

He was wearing extra cardies

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Everton 1-3 Chelsea, Coleman OG.

[Niall_Quinn]

Costa

Drogba he ain't

[Niall_Quinn]

Shit fuck piss - jammy chavs against the run of play

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of fantasy football managers suddenly cried out in terror, and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened.