This Weekend's Fixtures & Hull v West Ham (13/14/15 Sept).

[Xhaka Can’t]

Like every season in which they've started in similar fashion? You should be a pundit. They might win the title, but no-one wins it by a landslide anymore.

Speaking of exceptional punditry, Crooks has just written off Welbeck after one game. Remy scoring a +1 is damning evidence that he's a far superior player. Time to slash some wrists.

They are a complete team now. And even if they somehow don't. It sure as fuck won't be us stopping them.

[Master Splinter]

Baker in defence.

Come on Villa .

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Liverpool 0-1 Villa, AGBONLAHOR!!!

[Syn]

All because Sakho can't control a football. How on earth does he get picked ahead of Koscielny for France? Same reason Debuchy over Sagna I guess but still, Sakho is awful.

[adzzzbatch]

COME ON VILLA!

[Master Splinter]

All because Sakho can't control a football. How on earth does he get picked ahead of Koscielny for France? Same reason Debuchy over Sagna I guess but still, Sakho is awful.

He is terrible.

If he played for Arsenal or Newcastle (historically the two worst defensive teams ever) he'd be absolutely slaughtered on every show every week.

[Master Splinter]

Big Phil .

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

We definitely don't do any defensive training.

Brainless.

[Master Splinter]

GABBYYYYYYYYYY!!

[Master Splinter]

I blame zonal.

Or just shit defending.

Or maybe forceful attacking play.

But mainly zonal because it's foreign and Rafa Benitez invented it and we should put those foreigners down.