This Weekend's Fixtures & Hull v West Ham (13/14/15 Sept).

[Master Splinter]

GABBYYYYYYYYYY!!

[Syn]

All because Sakho can't control a football. How on earth does he get picked ahead of Koscielny for France? Same reason Debuchy over Sagna I guess but still, Sakho is awful.

[adzzzbatch]

COME ON VILLA!

[Master Splinter]

I blame zonal.

Or just shit defending.

Or maybe forceful attacking play.

But mainly zonal because it's foreign and Rafa Benitez invented it and we should put those foreigners down.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

What a chance for Big Phil.

[Syn]

Senderos you muppet. Such an easy chance.

[Master Splinter]

All because Sakho can't control a football. How on earth does he get picked ahead of Koscielny for France? Same reason Debuchy over Sagna I guess but still, Sakho is awful.

He is terrible.

If he played for Arsenal or Newcastle (historically the two worst defensive teams ever) he'd be absolutely slaughtered on every show every week.

[Master Splinter]

Big Phil .

[Syn]

Like every season in which they've started in similar fashion? You should be a pundit. They might win the title, but no-one wins it by a landslide anymore.

Chelsea are playing at Man City next weekend. Reckon they're in for a wake up call.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Not sure, Man City will be having fun chasing after a Guardiola team most of Wednesday night. Chelsea have their bunnies Schalke at home.