Random Arsenal Shit (When it's not worth starting a thread)

[Syn]

The first half of that article was actually on point. All that evil Bayern stuff - love all that, couldn't agree more. But then the Chelsea/Man City stuff is garbage. Getting your hits though so the fat fuck's done his job.

[Niall_Quinn]

The guy's a moron, in fact such a moron he was voted sports journalist of the year. I could rest my case on that alone.

I'm not saying I approve of the Bayern situation, of course not. But fat man's solution would be to get some grubby gangster in at Dortmund so they could dope up too. Then you have two clubs buying the title and, in his view, a more competitive league. So extend the moron's logic. Why not call up every major crook on the planet and tout out every club in the league? Then we'd have a whole bunch of dopers catapulting mountains of cash into the air. Everyone would be competitive. And the fans could pay £1,000 to watch a game and the agents could negotiate wages of a million quid a day. Just keep going, pumping more cash in.

Or. Pull the balls off the dopers and return football to sanity. Everybody has LESS. The tickets are CHEAPER. The players get paid LESS. Dirty crooks are KICKED OUT. All clubs are run as proper businesses and the job is a whole lot easier because everything is more AFFORDABLE. Clubs who cheat are relegated to the lowest league. There's proper competition.

What the fat fuck is really agitating for is inflation. He's equating cash with competition. And then he's picking on the one club that didn't dope up and highlighting them as a threat that would have seen the likes of a Bayern situation here if the crooks and gangsters hadn't raced to the rescue.

Who does well when there are billions sloshing around football? The fans? Do the players suddenly get better because they are paid so much? Do the entertainment levels rocket? Can the average working fan afford a ticket? No, it's the hangers-on who are suddenly in the money. The poxy agents and poxy chip wrapper journalists who can leap the hype bandwagon and steal a living pumping out lazy shit like fat bastard Samuel does. He's a transparent prick.

[Munchies]

Official Puma ad:

[Globalgunner]

At least we cant accuse Arsene of lacking a sense of humour. They made the new zipper Wengerproof

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Chelsea and Man City are just GHEL clubs.

Five teams can win the league.

No they can't.

[She Wore A Yellow Ribbon]

5 teams can win the title

Almost up there with the 'if we finish 4th wenger is the best manager in the league' comment made on here a few seasons ago

[Niall_Quinn]

Well if we finish 4th this year then Wenger is definitely the best manager in the league, that's for sure.

[mr_brighterside]

best manager since stewart houston. fact.

it doesn't matter what you do as long as you do it consistently.

[Syn]

Spoof du jour.

http://news.arseblog.com/2014/11/the...back-on-track/

Great article.

[Marc Overmars]

Some moron at the club thought it would be wise for Monreal and Arteta to have a Twitter Q&A this afternoon.

https://twitter.com/hashtag/AskArteta?src=tren

https://twitter.com/hashtag/AskMonreal?src=tren