We were sniffing around Virgil in the summer and Celtic were making noises about how they were going to hike up any valuations to scare us off. He's young, strong and quick, but it's not easy to see how good he'd be in the Prem at that standard. I don't think he's played in any full Dutch internationals so no comparisons there either.

Not sure why we'd be after Cavani when we need defenders. If we go for him, it's goodbye Poldi and Campbell and I'm not convinced they've had a fair run. Ron Vlaar would be pretty good. I know we won't be getting Alex Song this season but he's only on loan and we're crying out for that kind of player, and he's improved since joining Barca.

Dunno why I'm speculating, Wenger will either do fuck all or something totally unpredictable. Probably the former.