Arsene you've signed a two year contract with the club how are you feeling about it?
Pretty fucking good
In the end was it an easy or difficult decision?
10 million a year ??? What do you fucking think?. Stupid fucking question.
What's your message to the fans after signing this deal
Enjoy me you slags. Your grandkids will be drawing pensions before you get rid of me. I'm Mumra the ever fucking living
What's the owner said about his ambitions
Well he felt it would be ambitious to consider moving the club to the stockbroker belt in Surrey, but according to premier league rules you can't do that.
When you look back on the 2016/2017 season as a whole how do you view it?
Couldn't give a fuck. Stop living in the past....ask me more about my contract
In terms of playing squad, what changes do you expect this season?
I expect any player who wants to earn anywhere near as much as me to fuck off
Are you looking at any particular area of the team
Yeah might treat myself to another technically gifted but physically weak central midfielder
What other changes do you expect, on the non playing side for example
Get fucked