Everton-Arsenal, Sunday 22/10/17 13.30pm

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

1-6.

They're shit. Like properly shit.

Sanchez x 2 etc etc. Rooney will probably get one.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Kenny.

Let's kill him.

[Niall_Quinn]

Wenger picks a sane lineup? WTF is happening?

[Niall_Quinn]

Ramsey and Xhaka again

It's what we have. The only alternative is Wilshere who is every bit as undisciplined as Ramsey and gives it away as much as Xhaka, so it's much of a muchness.

[Niall_Quinn]

We can be bullied, apparently. No mention of the opposition playing us at football.

[Niall_Quinn]

Anyone up for a Rooney Dive sweepstake?

I'll go for 68th min.

[Master Splinter]

Shrek, Williams and Koeman.

No way we win this.

But seriously, if we can't win against these turds with what is 'on paper' the most accomplished XI, it will be quite pathetic. Even with their non-pelanty for Wazza and Xhaka's sending off taken into account.

[Master Splinter]

We can be bullied, apparently. No mention of the opposition playing us at football.

Bullying seems to be an aspirational virtue in the football world.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Great touch from Mesut, Ramsey rubberlegs should be scoring.

[Niall_Quinn]

Our name is in pink on the Sky graphics. WTF?