Cowardly team selection. As usual.

Xhaka's blackmail material must be lethal.

Haven't watched any of it so I don't know what the formation and tactics are, apart from the obvious fact we don't have any.

Possession. Tick.

Tippety tap. Tick.

No defence. Tick.

No discernible attack. Tick.

Sloppy. Static. Lazy. Demoralised. No pace. No aggression. Tick.

Opponents just playing right through us when they fancy. Tick.

Did I get anything wrong?