Three stone carvings of a pissed Gazza in the centre circle would have more ability, mobility and nous than the England midfield.

If Wheelchair was being omitted for some genuine talent like that twelve year-old at Man City, it would be understandable. But when Southgate has constantly favoured slack-jawed uruk-hai to players who can sometimes resemble footballers, it's embarrassing. Young and exciting Southers is a bigger dinosaur than Fat Sam and Pulis somehow.