Okay - so you 'NQ depressing cunt' people - tell me how good modern football is please.

Did you see that 73 million quid bloke recently?

I won't even mention his name because he's not fit to be mentioned alongside REAL world cup players.

Go on. Tell me why it's so great.

Make up as much shit as you like.

I will counter with REALITY.

Wake up please. And watch. What do you see?