PL... Anywhere from 3rd-5th
EL... Hot dog, we have a wiener!
FA cup... Semis (tee hee hee!)
Other cup... Semis (chortle!)
Spuffs ... 5pt gap
Top scorer... Auba (obvs)
Most assists... Özil (obvs)
Breakthrough season... Mavs
Özil effort... 6.5 (a 400% improvement!)

The RvC Trophy of Respect... Coming home!