This Weekend's Fixtures (02/03 May).

[Niall_Quinn]

They're calling the chav chants of "boring, boring Chelsea" ironic. No. That's not irony. They would need to be entertaining for it to be irony. They are in fact boring, so the chants are definitive not ironic.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Drogba scuffs it wide.

Tyler is in full champions about to be crowned, shout out everyone's name mode.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Zaha you mug.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Bolasie.

Zouma coming on. Mourinho must be taking the piss.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Willian off for Zouma, he went forward too much in that last piece of action.

[Niall_Quinn]

IS azzahhhhhhhhh as good as they are making out? Obviously not, nobody could ever be that good. But I notice with him he tends to delay when he gets the ball in the final third. If you remember the way Utd and Arsenal used to play on the break it was one fluid movement at pace with the ball ending up in the net seconds later. azzahh wouldn't have been good enough to play in those teams.

[Master Splinter]

Hilario warming up.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Gary Neville having a pop at Arsenal.

[Niall_Quinn]

If the chavs are as good as the pundits are pretending, what's with all the apologies and excuses? Why do they need to keep repeating these apologies and excuses over and over?

And why has Neville just plucked Arsenal out of thin air to say we won't win the title playing the way we are playing? Is Neville trying to usher in a new era of English football where entertainment is a bad thing.

Also, how bored does Ambramovich look? All that cash and he can't buy a decent game of football

[Master Splinter]

IS azzahhhhhhhhh as good as they are making out? Obviously not, nobody could ever be that good. But I notice with him he tends to delay when he gets the ball in the final third. If you remember the way Utd and Arsenal used to play on the break it was one fluid movement at pace with the ball ending up in the net seconds later. azzahh wouldn't have been good enough to play in those teams.

If football ever returns to these shores, we'd probably find out.

If Hleb was given the protection he gets, not to mention the license to cheat at will and not forgetting the referees and opposition players giving him free goals, he'd be the greatest in this League too. In fact, Hleb probably is and was the better player. We still operated in reality then, not the false circus we have now.