This Weekend's Fixtures & Two Others (01/02/03/12 Feb).

[HCZ_Reborn]

I can barely understand you when I'm sober.

Probably doesn’t help if you’re using a handheld device what with the alcoholic shakes

[Niall_Quinn]

Probably doesn’t help if you’re using a handheld device what with the alcoholic shakes

On the contrary, it adds much needed vigour to your writing.

[HCZ_Reborn]

On the contrary, it adds much needed vigour to your writing.

I’m not sure what would improve your writing. A sense of perspective probably

Well that and being confined to being no more than a single paragraph

[Niall_Quinn]

I’m not sure what would improve your writing. A sense of perspective probably

Well that and being confined to being no more than a single paragraph

I would say a good Scotch. A Fleet Street lunch.

[HCZ_Reborn]

I would say a good Scotch. A Fleet Street lunch.

There are times (not often mind) where I do feel you speak my language.

Richard Littlejohn (bloated cunt that he is) is the ultimate connoisseur of the Fleet Street Lunch