Newcastle v Arsenal. League Cup Semi Final Second Leg. 5th Feb. 20:00

[Marc Overmars]

Martinelli hamstring?

Couldn’t make this up.

[Niall_Quinn]

Martinelli hamstring?

Couldn’t make this up.

Don't think inevitability is that difficult to write. We were always going to get a couple of injuries between now and the end.

[Niall_Quinn]

Gabriel needs to stick his boot up Trippier's arsehole. What a horrible little shit that bloke it.

[HCZ_Reborn]

Gabriel needs to stick his boot up Trippier's arsehole. What a horrible little shit that bloke it.

He’d probably enjoy it

[Niall_Quinn]

Those cheating cunts just got Havertz booked with all their playacting. A nothing challenge.

[HCZ_Reborn]

Is there any reason why Saliba is playing like he’s got brain damage.

Has he been sniffing glue

[Niall_Quinn]

Is there any reason why Saliba is playing like he’s got brain damage.

Has he been sniffing glue

Perhaps he saw our January transfer activity and is now coasting through until his move to Real?

[HCZ_Reborn]

Perhaps he saw our January transfer activity and is now coasting through until his move to Real?

No it’s definitely more a brain dysfunction

Perhaps he’s picked up CJD from eating a dodgy burger in France

He’s well on track to start frothing at the mouth and lose control of his legs altogether

[Niall_Quinn]

Now Saliba in the book. Think we know how this all ends.

[Niall_Quinn]

Sliced right through us there. Don't think we are up for this anymore. And hollybops beckon.