Random Arsenal Shit (When it's not worth starting a thread)

[Letters]

Wenger

https://theonion.com/long-time-emplo...cki-1846878426

(and, to a lesser extent, me )

[Mac76]

Partey joining Villareal on a 2-year deal - be funny if he played for them against us this week, will our fans start singing "she said no"...?

[HCZ_Reborn]

https://x.com/arsenaln7/status/19556...k_DvSqUkaQFrjw

This will sound terribly sexist but what’s the point, what’s the point of putting yourself through a high intensity laborious lifestyle and getting paid all that money if that’s what you’re going to settle for.

I hear all this she’s his childhood sweetheart and all that stuff, but there are two perks from being a footballer a) driving ridiculously expensive cars and b) getting to fuck the calibre of girl that being a non footballer would never afford you the luxury of.


It’s sad, wasting the best years of his life on a chubby plain Jane who poses for pictures in her Pajama bottoms

[21_GOONER_SALUTE]

https://x.com/arsenaln7/status/19556...k_DvSqUkaQFrjw

This will sound terribly sexist but what’s the point, what’s the point of putting yourself through a high intensity laborious lifestyle and getting paid all that money if that’s what you’re going to settle for.

I hear all this she’s his childhood sweetheart and all that stuff, but there are two perks from being a footballer a) driving ridiculously expensive cars and b) getting to fuck the calibre of girl that being a non footballer would never afford you the luxury of.


It’s sad, wasting the best years of his life on a chubby plain Jane who poses for pictures in her Pajama bottoms

It's this kind of thinking that got Partey in trouble.

Mad respect to Rice though, to be that young and immune to societal pressure and all the noise is pretty admirable.

[HCZ_Reborn]

It's this kind of thinking that got Partey in trouble.

Mad respect to Rice though, to be that young and immune to societal pressure and all the noise is pretty admirable.

Partey got in trouble because he only selectively understands what the word no means, although in fairness you’re going to struggle to hear the word No if you forcibly stick your cock in someone’s gob

Why would banging a model imply coercion?

[21_GOONER_SALUTE]

Partey got in trouble because he only selectively understands what the word no means, although in fairness you’re going to struggle to hear the word No if you forcibly stick your cock in someone’s gob

Why would banging a model imply coercion?

From what I read of the charges, Partey's main issue is that he has an infatuation with sodomy, and more accurately sodomy when least expected.

I'm pretty sure if he didn't feel the need to date wannabe models and wags and went after plain Janes, he definitely would have found one happy enough to please those fantasies of his without angling to make a career or payday out of it later.

At least that's the way it use to be in my younger days.

[HCZ_Reborn]

From what I read of the charges, Partey's main issue is that he has an infatuation with sodomy, and more accurately sodomy when least expected.

I'm pretty sure if he didn't feel the need to date wannabe models and wags and went after plain Janes, he definitely would have found one happy enough to please those fantasies of his without angling to make a career or payday out of it later.

At least that's the way it use to be in my younger days.

Hmmm

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

From what I read of the charges, Partey's main issue is that he has an infatuation with sodomy, and more accurately sodomy when least expected.

I'm pretty sure if he didn't feel the need to date wannabe models and wags and went after plain Janes, he definitely would have found one happy enough to please those fantasies of his without angling to make a career or payday out of it later.

At least that's the way it use to be in my younger days.

[21_GOONER_SALUTE]

probably should have typed out sleep rape (or sex, depending on how you see it).

[KSE Comedy Club]

Careful guys or Letters will be implementing ID checks to protect kids to prove you are allowed to speak about this sort of stuff