League position – 5th
Champion’s league – 'aving a laugh
FA Cup – No
League cup – Possible
Will Arsene still be manager at end of season? – Yes
Will we buy or sell anyone in the January window? –Yes
Most red cards –Flavs
Most assists –Gevinhio (sp)
Most infuriating –all the fucking lot of them
Scapegoat –David Dein