That idiot Ashton's opening take:

With Wayne Rooney and his golden boot forced on to the sidelines, Roy Hodgson gazed into the future to a time when England will have to pick a team without their record goalscorer. After this functional, pedestrian victory over Estonia, Rooney’s place at Euro 2016 - and probably deep into the World Cup qualifiers - is already secure.
Without the England captain, this team lacks pedigree. It is as simple as that.
Does shrek use a big chunk of that stolen £300kpw to pay these cunts to write such shit? Even Utd fans say he's crap. He's a player who performs purely in the media now. I suppose Ashton and his mates had more minutes available to suck cock considering the fat cunt wasn't stinking up the pitch tonight.