This Weekend's Fixtures & Spuds v Villa (31 Oct & 1/2 Nov).

[Master Splinter]

Lukaku is becoming a lot more consistent now. He is an all-round excellent footballer when he turns it on. £60m bid from United/Citeh/Chelsea next year probably.

[Master Splinter]

Lukaku, Coney and that diving little shit have destroyed Sunderland, but they'll find some way to make RooneyBarkley MOTM.

[Niall_Quinn]

Barkley

Has a first touch like death.

[Master Splinter]

Everton 6-2 Sunderland. FT.

Fat Sam .

[Master Splinter]

Southampton v Bournemouth:

[AFC Leveller]

If Costa gets a 3 game ban for that lunge on Skrtel, Maureen will commit suicide!

[Kano]

Lukaku is becoming a lot more consistent now. He is an all-round excellent footballer when he turns it on. £60m bid from United/Citeh/Chelsea next year probably.

We should be all over that tbh, especially as he wants to play under Wenger. He's had consistent figures in the league for a few seasons now despite being a young player. Still frustrates in patches but he's improving every season.

[Master Splinter]

Southampton 1-0 Bournemouth, DAVIS!

Very good goal.

[Master Splinter]

Southampton 2-0 Bournemouth, PELLE!

Another good goal. Thumping header .

[I am invisible]

It all started when he called Wumger the expert in failure or whatever the words he tagged him with......Arsenal didn't win the league but still became the most consistent team in the second half of season.......Wenget has brought Arsenal back from a low position to finally get fourth but this muppet does not look capable of that....and Chavs are spiralling out of control. downwards......to be honest it least they deserve.....he had lost the dressing room and his rants are pure comedy, long may they continue'! And hopefully the board don't wake up from their obvious attempt to mimic their Arsenal board.....

I just think it would be cosmic justice of the highest order, if he ends up getting sacked - the number of times he's used his interviews and press conferences to send thinly-veiled (and often quite brazen) messages to the Arsenal board about how they should have sacked Wenger is, quite frankly, outrageous! All managers know how precarious each others' positions are, so for one manager to (constantly) do that to another is pretty appalling really. But to then have the audacity to come out in the press and criticise others for wanting him to get sacked himself...? Wow! That's hypocrisy on a whole 'nother level!

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/foo...t-Chelsea.html

I know a lot of people will want him to stay on because he's good for headlines, and/or to keep the Chelsea implosion going, but, honestly, I can't wait until he fucks off out of this country again. He's a disgusting, sorry excuse of a person (I suspect he may even be a functioning psychopath!), and I'm sick of the sight of him...