This is a serious question, not a joke.

[Marc Overmars]

I think Mourinho has offended our fanbase too much to be considered an option. Regardless of tactics and everything else he'd bring, I just don't think he's worth the hassle. Even in these hypothetical scenarios he's a non-starter.

I don't think Pellegrini is that great but he'd probably make us more cohesive as an attacking unit and wouldn't persist with the ramshackle nature of some of our players. So him just because I'm sick of Wenger failing to make any difference.