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****stolen******* The year is 2036. Arsene Wenger sits on the bench at The Emirates. His last trophy was the 2015 FA CUP, Although he did reach the 2027 league cup final, but was beaten by a resurgent Ipswich Town side managed by their new boss Jack Wilshere. The recently deceased Stan Kroenke, who's passing was greeted with mixed emotions among the club's fans after his 100% share takeover in 2028, still taunts supporters from his grave, he bequeathed the whole club to his son Joshua, who promised Silent Stan on his deathbed to 'carry on the traditional values of Arsenal' for the next 50 years. Meanwhile Arsene Wenger struggles through another press conference and insists that 'next season we will see", although Arsenal were relegated twice and now languish at the bottom of league one. Fans were seen at the stadium with banners claiming "14th place is not a trophy". Wenger's faith with Olivier Giroud still holds firm, the forward now battling arthritis and chronic sciatica, as well as the low confidence in front of goal that a bald patch in his hair brings. Fans await his 50th birthday when he claims he will "call it a day". Stick with us guys though. Arsene Knows
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