Summer Transfer Misery and Recriminations.

[Xhaka Can’t]

Left, right or centre - he's fairly ambidextrous, and a very good dribbler. I think he'd get goals and assists wherever you put him..,

What if you put him on a golf course?

[Letters]

[Niall_Quinn]

I'm not sure how him being able to write with both hands will be much of an asset to us tbh.

Handy for making contract demands after 1 year with us. Theo could help him get the hang of it.

[Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie]

According to Evening Standard, Vardy has told England Team mates he wants to stay with Leicester and is 80% sure of this decision.

Which means he will probably join Man United in July.

[Marc Overmars]

Silly cunt.

[Kano]

How the hell could they know that?

It's almost as if they're making stuff up when there is no news.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Why would you be 80% sure?

[Letters]

How the hell could they know that?

It's almost as if they're making stuff up when there is no news.

How dare you besmirch the good name of the British Tabloid press?

[Maestro]

I'm not sure how him being able to write with both hands will be much of an asset to us tbh.

Oh damn that was a killer, was thinking exactly that

[Özim]

Why would you be 80% sure?

He's waiting for for someone at the club to say:

If you want to enjoy football, you have to join us. Here is the paradise.'

If they do he'll join.