Can someone explain to me....

[Letters]

Don't know what job you do but is it one where you have the hopes of 60,000 people on you, ready to go "hooray!" when you pull it off? The spontaneous ones I can understand, it's the pre-mediated ones that are gay as.

I don't go "hooray!" when we score. I'm not from an Enid Blyton book

[Master Splinter]

I'm not from an Enid Blyton book

Are you black?

[Letters]

Golly, what makes you say that?

(no).

[Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie]

i appreciate the pre-rehearsed goal celebrations, but for me the nonchalant finger wag as demonstrated by robert pires is the best.

[Niall_Quinn]

I don't go "hooray!" when we score. I'm not from an Enid Blyton book

"Spiffing, jolly good show what!?" What's that then? You'd be better off with "Hooray!", tbh. And stop clapping politely when the other team scores.