What if it's a full house and it's nearly half time and Phil Dowd is the ref and his mate Graham poll is in the crowd along with Tony Blair and Rick Astley and suddenly a meteor falls out of the sky and hits the stadium smack bang in the centre and every last manc and arab is wiped off the face of the earth and all that's left is this giant, smouldering crater and then all the news helicopters arrive and start doing the tragedy thing and everyone starts going on about how great Utd and City were and there's a huge appeal and tons of money is raised but eventually the fuss dies down and Utd and City go on to have a shit season because the authorities won't let them buy players outside the transfer window and nobody wants to sell to them in january and they both get relegated and City go out of business because it ends up being proved it wasn't a meteor at all but that arab bloke's wallet falling out of a plane so they get banned from owning the club and City fades from living memory.Originally Posted by GB.
Then would you be interested? Because I have a sneaky feeling that's exactly what's going to happen.
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