World player of the year Shortlist

[Olivier's xmas twist]

We already pay far too much attention to what Europeans think. Henry was head and shoulders above any of their little darlings for years, yet he used to struggle to get the recognition he deserved. Europeans never judge anything on merit, it's always prejudice, favouritism or outright bribery with them. Best thing to do is ignore them and vote UKIP.

So in others words Uefa are a Corrupt bunch Of cunts