Transfer News, Rumours and Bollocks Thread

[Cripps_orig]

Been away for a couple of hours.

Anything happen?

With us or anywhere?

[GunnerFan4Life]

i want to kill someone and its not me.

[Niall_Quinn]

Might be aggro outside the Emirates tonight, never mind the Swansea game. That's the problem when you fuck over people who live on your manor. It's not far for them to walk when they come looking for you.

Cunts. It's like they've cut us out of our share and left us on the shit heap.

Barton, Parker, Bellamy, anyone still sniffy about these guys? Shit, we could have done with them and we could have got them.

[Olivier's xmas twist]

If the board is not complicit in this comical disaster of a transfer window then they must sack Wenger. If they do not sack Wenger then surely they are complicit? It seems reasonable to draw this conclusion.

This, this is where the board needs to show its ambition, tbh it seems to be happy with the way its going.

[cheesy bites]

Been away for a couple of hours.

Anything happen?

With us or anywhere?

We were close to signing Mikel Arteta, then our negotiating team remembered what club they work for. Now they're after Yossi Benayoun on loan.

[gunnerrrrr]

Been away for a couple of hours.

Anything happen?

With us or anywhere?
ye mate we have bought Xavi, Iniesta and Tevez. As per usual Arsene and the great 20 have delivered

[The Realist]

3 hours remaining...

No chance of a top quality midfielder now.

I'm off to eat some lard and watch location, location, location.. bai

[Edinburgh Gooner]

It's nearly time for Jim White on SSN. :sick:

Natalie in her orange dress is there though. Mmmmmmmm Natalie :satan:

[Cripps_orig]

ye mate we have bought Xavi, Iniesta and Tevez. As per usual Arsene and the great 20 have delivered

FFS

Id be pissed if we got them.

[GunnerFan4Life]

And some of us saw this coming. The people higher up don't give a shit.

[gunnerrrrr]

3 hours remaining...

No chance of a top quality midfielder now.

I'm off to eat some lard and watch location, location, location.. bai
There was never a chance of a top quality midfielder, lets me honest

[Cripps_orig]

We were close to signing Mikel Arteta, then our negotiating team remembered what club they work for. Now they're after Yossi Benayoun on loan.

Do we have a smilie for holding head in hands and shaking it?

Wenger first manager to be sacked for not doing necessary transfers on deadline day? :pray:

[AKBapologist]

Natalie in her orange dress is there though. Mmmmmmmm Natalie :satan:
Only reason to watch SSN tbh.

[gunnerrrrr]

we should bid for Modric...lol

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Stoke fans. :lol:

Are any of them over 10?

[gunnerrrrr]

lets be honest we were never serious about buying anyone untill we got beat 8-2...fucking ridiculous

[isv]

93 people viewing this thread, is that a record ??

[Niall_Quinn]

Crouchey has now fucked off down to Stoke, we were almost there but I couldn't find a vet to do the medical at such short notice.

[Olivier's xmas twist]

There was never a chance of a top quality midfielder, lets me honest

This, not sure why people were getting their hopes up tbh. Too much to do tbh.

[Grebbo]

Why on earth did we not go in for Bellamy? We've got one striker at the club and Bellamy is good!!

[Grebbo]

we should bid for Modric...lol

Can we get him on loan?

[Olivier's xmas twist]

Why on earth did we not go in for Bellamy? We've got one striker at the club and Bellamy is good!!

This is Arsenal remember lol

Wenger Out

[isv]

fucking owen hargreaves sounds a good deal at the moment...

[Cripps_orig]

So the transfer deadline is over, people happy with the summer transfers?

Yes i know theres the best part of 3 hours to go but lets face it, we arent getting anyone else.

Gervinho
Oxface
Jenkinson
Mertesacker
Park
Santos

I think thats it.

What a piss poor group that is. Only one im happy with is the German. Juries out on Gervinho and Santos and the rest can go do one

[Olivier's xmas twist]

From anon, via text: "Re 2000. What is Arsenal's problem, deadline day isn't about how much a player is worth - it's about getting what is needed whatever the cost. Also Benayoun on loan? Are Arsenal having a laugh?"

:bow: Zimm

[The Verminator]

OH MY GOD, CHECK THIS OUT!!! :o

http://skysports.com/arsenal/news/edenhazard (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tg4u7ko333U)

[Tipsychubbs]

The OMG cat's reaction to the news that we could be signing Benayoun:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_S5cXbXe-4&feature=grec_index

[isv]

OH MY GOD, CHECK THIS OUT!!! :o

http://skysports.com/arsenal/news/edenhazard (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tg4u7ko333U)

rick rolled ??????????

[The Verminator]

rick rolled ??????????

Nope, Sax Roll'd. :p

[McNamara That Ghost...]

We're bringing in Mertestrasser apparently. Sky. :lol:

Our supporters in the background are much more lifeless compared to the Liverpool and Stoke ones crowding around the reporters.

[Olivier's xmas twist]

Deadline day more like Shiteline day tbh

[Alias]

Another dismal transfer window for arsenal. Yet another example of ******* lying to the fans saying we will be very active in buying players.

We are going to be lucky to come top 6 IMHO.

[Olivier's xmas twist]

Another dismal transfer window for arsenal. Yet another example of ******* lying to the fans saying we will be very active in buying players.We are going to be lucky to come top 6 IMHO.

How did he lie he has been active in the window, he never said what players he'd buy did he.

[Niall_Quinn]

Oh well, fuck it. It's always a shock when a new layer of fucked up miserly penny pinching is peeled back at this club. Never have such tight cunts been so thoroughly fucking unpleasant. If we end up with Yossi then he'll be a Gooner for a while at least and we'll give him a chance, I suppose.

But they've fucking gone and done it again, left us fucking short. And another massive transfer surplus. You've got to love the fucking team, hate the fucking executives. What else can you do?

[Ironing]

How did he lie he has been active in the window, he never said what players he'd buy did he.

super super quality?

[Cripps_orig]

Arsenal fans on SSN :lol:

They look how i feel

[cheesy bites]

Just sign a fucking decent midfielder. Please Arsene or I'll cry.

[Cripps_orig]

We should get Dos Santos.

Shite in real life but quality on FM

[I_Killed_Kenny]

apparently spurs have a possible super signing lined up. will be great if they get parker, cahill and superstar, and we get benayoun. someone shoot me, now!

[RomfordPele]

What a fucking joke. The penny-pinching, miserly shits have done us again. Sounds like we had Arteta in the bag and wouldn't pay him enough.

We'll end up the richest club in the Championship if we carry on like this.

[cheesy bites]

Scott Parker - £5 million pounds.

FIVE MILLION AND WE DON'T MAKE A BID

[Cripps_orig]

Scott Parker - £5 million pounds.

FIVE MILLION AND WE DON'T MAKE A BID

I read somewhere that Wenger didnt go in for Parker cos hes not technical enough :doh:

£5m for Parker, £6m for Jose Enrique. 2 players in 2 positions that we needed players in and Wenger failed.

Disgraceful considering he spent more than that for just Oxface.

Just fuck off Wenger.

[Niall_Quinn]

Scott Parker - £5 million pounds.

FIVE MILLION AND WE DON'T MAKE A BID

Doesn't play the Arsenal Way. Wouldn't have fit in at all at Old Trafford, for example.

[GunnerFan4Life]

To think that we thought there was a change of atmosphere... Oh wait its back. Into the shareholders pockets it goes.

[The Verminator]

http://themondaysupplement.co.uk/headline/arsenal-fail-with-last-minute-man-united-swoop4356/?

[Olivier's xmas twist]

BBC sports news correspondent Dan Roan on Twitter: "Everton on verge of signing Royston Drenthe, who has arrived at Goodison

Thought everton had no money lol

[Cripps_orig]

Thought everton had no money lol

Think its on loan

[GunnerFan4Life]

Heard all morning that arsenal is working very very hard to get a midfielder in and this is how hard they worked.

[The Verminator]

2 and a half hours to go guys, this aint over yet. :)

[Olivier's xmas twist]

BBC 5 live's Juliette Ferrington (http://twitter.com/juliette_grace) on Twitter: "I have it on good authority that Stoke City had an offer turned down for Adam Johnson but are in for Everton's Tim Cahill."





2029: I can confirm Newcastle United HAVE made a bid for FC Twente Bryan Ruiz, and are waiting to hear back from the Dutch club. I would imagine Fulham will be quite interested to see where that one goes...

bbc

[Cripps_orig]

Heard all morning that arsenal is working very very hard to get a midfielder in and this is how hard they worked.

Harsh. If super super quality isnt available then theres f all that can be done.

[Cripps_orig]

2 and a half hours to go guys, this aint over yet. :)

True.

We might still get Benayoun :lol:

:(

[Olivier's xmas twist]

Heard all morning that arsenal is working very very hard to get a midfielder in and this is how hard they worked.

Need to work harder tbh, if chavs are still working for modric we can do some deals tbh, all we need is a CM

[AKBapologist]

@iandennisbbc: Niklas Bendtner to Sunderland on season long loan from Arsenal #safc #afc #bbcfootball

[Olivier's xmas twist]

Think we might get Johnson on loan as well tbh.

[The Verminator]

True.

We might still get Benayoun :lol:

:(

I, for one, rate Benayoun. I won't be happy if he's our only signing yet to come this window, but if it's him plus others then I'll be chuffed. :)

[Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie]

I didn't want one Rosicky at the club, let alone two.....not good enough even before the injury...simple as that


I, for one, rate Benayoun. I won't be happy if he's our only singing yet to come this window, but if it's him plus others then I'll be chuffed. :)

[Edinburgh Gooner]

Stoke fans. :lol:

Are any of them over 10?

Last year before the general election, we got asked to attend the Sky News Scottish debate. We got paid 20 quid and a pen (well, as many pens as i could fit in my pockets). I rekon all the stoke fans got offered the whiff of a spliff and a can of diet coke to stand in the back ground.

[GunnerFan4Life]

Its too late now. Benayouns our only option so lets go with it. Will AW be able to pull something off this season who knows...

[cheesy bites]

It's not too late, let's grab a talented, creative player :pray:

Mindlessly optimistic.

[Ironing]

These Sky Sports News presenters are retarded, can they not finish a full sentence without stumbling?

Having said that it probably must grate talking about all this shit and pretending to be excited about Stoke signing some dickhead on loan

[RomfordPele]

I agree. I rate Benayoun but he isn't a priority. I'd also be delighted if we got Adam Johnson. But the biggest need is a top quality central midfielder. It's as glaring as the need for a goalkeeper in 2009 and a CB in 2010. Once again, epic fail by Wenger.

Unless ... :pray:

[cheesy bites]

Keep the faith lads! Come on Wenger!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Last year before the general election, we got asked to attend the Sky News Scottish debate. We got paid 20 quid and a pen (well, as many pens as i could fit in my pockets). I rekon all the stoke fans got offered the whiff of a spliff and a can of diet coke to stand in the back ground.
It pays to have an interest in politics after all then!

[AKBapologist]

Keep the faith lads! Come on Wenger!
Will you be happy with his signing a 30 year old who only managed 9 appearances last season... on loan?

[Niall_Quinn]

Cesc £35mill
Na$ri £23mill
Clichy £7mill
Eboue £3mill
JET £? (£2mill ???)
Traore £? (£2mill ???)
Sunu £?
Nick £8mill ???

Plus wages saved on:

Campbell
Vela
Shea
Denilson

At least £70mill maybe as much as £80mill income without the wages being factored in, so what, £100mill? More?

Add in the legendary £35mill kitty, so is it unreasonable to say our real income from this window and profits left over from past seasons is hovering around the £130mill mark?

What did we do with it?

Chamakh, free (and not worth it, shit cunt)
Kos, £10mill (believe it or not, £10mill fucking quid)
Squid (£3mill - un-fucking-believable)

Ox - £12mill (although we could have paid as little as £6mill according to some sources)
Gerv - £13mill
Campbell - <£1mill
Merts - £9mill
Santos - £6.2mill
Jenks - ??? (free ???)

Wages will be nowhere near what's gone out the door. So what's the expenditure? Maybe £60mill tops? That's probably generous.

You wait and see, in January we'll hear the same old shit, "Arsene has £35mill to spend"

[cheesy bites]

Will you be happy with his signing a 30 year old who only managed 9 appearances last season... on loan?

No not at all. What I meant is "Keep the faith that we'll bring in another CM!"

#notobenayoun

[Cripps_orig]

I really hate that carconfused.com advert

[AKBapologist]

No not at all. What I meant is "Keep the faith that we'll bring in another CM!"

#notobenayoun
And if that doesn't happen?

[cheesy bites]

Arsenal's sales make DFS look like amateurs.

[cheesy bites]

And if that doesn't happen?

I will be fuming.

[Niall_Quinn]

@iandennisbbc: Niklas Bendtner to Sunderland on season long loan from Arsenal #safc #afc #bbcfootball

You can thank me when the shock of the transfer window has died down.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

8.36pm: Oh dear, hearing that Robbie Savage has been criticising Arsenal's signing of Per Mertesacker on the grounds that the player didn't do well at Real Madrid. That's right readers, the same Real Madrid who Mertesacker has never played for.

Savage. :haha:

[Niall_Quinn]

I really hate that carconfused.com advert

Fucking too right, and that fat cunt rat bastard on the go compare ad. He needs to be filled with helium until his colon bursts through his fat fucked up head. Cunt.

[The Verminator]

Savage. :haha:

Apparently he was thinking of Raul.

[Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie]

the stupid moron is thinking of christoph metzelder

[Joker]

@AAllenSport:

Surprised Steve Bruce wants him again, I thought Bendtner got caught boshing his daughter while on loan at Birmingham (allegedly)...

[I_Killed_Kenny]

Fucking too right, and that fat cunt rat bastard on the go compare ad. He needs to be filled with helium until his colon bursts through his fat fucked up head. Cunt.

Lmao best thing i've read all day!

[cheesy bites]

Kaka to Tottenham? Fuck me.

[Niall_Quinn]

Kaka to spurs is coming down in price at the bookies.

[Aaron Wilshere]

Kaka to Spurs?!

[Syn]

Vinger. Is building a team for the future.

[RomfordPele]

Skysports saying Spurs may be signing Kaka ... no joke.

[Grebbo]

Kaka going to Spurs according to Twit

[AKBapologist]

lolatbendtner

[cheesy bites]

So Spurs could sign: Cahill, Parker and Kaka

Yes I said Spurs not the Arse.

[The Realist]

Spurs are trying to get kaka :haha:

[Cripps_orig]

If Kaka goes to Spurs, il kill Wenger

[Niall_Quinn]

Was a bad translation apparently, report meant to say - Spurs are Shit.

[AKBapologist]

@Jackwhilshire: Disagree with Ian Dowie..do you want Arsenal to buy Messi? Benayoun will create and score goals for us #justsayin

[Joker]

:ilt:

[Maestro]

2hrs and counting, Wenger and the 20 prepare to cafe their moment of truth

[Niall_Quinn]

do you want Arsenal to buy Messi?

Sounds like Wengeritis. That must be the real reason he's out.

[Ironing]

fuck off jack you're not helping

[server too busy!]

That's the exact player we need! They already have VdV and Modric! We're fucked and how will we ever attract big players in future without CL. We're fucked for a few years now I fear.

[Grebbo]

@Jackwhilshire: Disagree with Ian Dowie..do you want Arsenal to buy Messi? Benayoun will create and score goals for us #justsayin

I love Jack.

[Cripps_orig]

Have we seen Arry interviewed in his car yet?

[cheesy bites]

If Kaka goes to Spurs, il kill Wenger

Shoot me first.

[Syn]

If Kaka goes to Spurs, il kill Wenger

But if Kaka goes to Arsenal, it will kill Bendtner.

[Keith]

@Jackwhilshire: Disagree with Ian Dowie..do you want Arsenal to buy Messi? Benayoun will create and score goals for us #justsayin

Jack proves the players no nothing, first Cahill, then Arteta and now he's spelt Iain wrong.

[Grebbo]

Loads of shit on Twit about a mass protest being planned for the Swansea game.

[Cripps_orig]

Loads of shit on Twit about a mass protest being planned for the Swansea game.

Im going to the game :(

Could be the only decent thing there. The protest that is, not me

[AKBapologist]

Loads of shit on Twit about a mass protest being planned for the Swansea game.
The least I'd expect if this is it.

[Keith]

That's the exact player we need! They already have VdV and Modric! We're fucked and how will we ever attract big players in future without CL. We're fucked for a few years now I fear.

We are the new Liverpool.

[cheesy bites]

Stop the presses:

Harry's getting in his car

[Niall_Quinn]

Have we seen Arry interviewed in his car yet?

Harry in the car now, cameras poised. No shit, get the TV on quick.

[Syn]

'Arry :lol:

What a melted fuckface.

[Keith]

Yay, Harry in the car!

[AKBapologist]

It is 0 days, 1 hour, 56 minutes, 52 seconds
until Thursday, 1 September 2011

[Niall_Quinn]

Amazing scenes on Sky - Harry Redknapp was getting into a car and then he put his seatbelt on. Now he's talking into a microphone ahving rolled down his car window.

[AKBapologist]

@OliverKayTimes: Harry Redknapp: "We tried to sign Gary Cahill, but couldn't get there in the end." Kaka? "Naaaaaaa" #THFC #BWFC

[Ironing]

'Arry says Cahill deal is off

[Keith]

How many times did he say Gary Cahill

[Niall_Quinn]

Harry's done an Arsenal by the sound of it - no Cahill, no Kaka. Mind you, he got Parker.

[Letters]

:arry:

[AKBapologist]

Harry's done an Arsenal by the sound of it.
Managed to keep his best players?

[cheesy bites]

Whatever you think, 'Arry is entertainment.

[Ironing]

Thought he was gonna get a call telling him about a massive signing...

[McNamara That Ghost...]

What a clusterfuck.

:haha:

[Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie]

i'd rather have Harry as Arsenal Manager than Arsene Wenger frankly........

[cheesy bites]

There might not be many big big transfers, but there are more mid level players being moved than I can ever remember.

[Niall_Quinn]

Waiting period killed us. Damn the waiting period.

[Ironing]

best day of the year after all is said and done tbh

can't beat transfer deadline day

[Cripps_orig]

I can see us getting Cahill in Jan as Bolton will want to cash in

[Grebbo]

best day of the year after all is said and done tbh

can't beat transfer deadline day

It has been absolutely shit for us.

A complete let down.

For the first time in years I was actually expecting us to sign a couple of gems.

Instead we sign a load of shit.

[The Verminator]

best day of the year after all is said and done tbh

can't beat transfer deadline day

If the other 364 days of the year are spent grinding off your gentleman sausage against a cheese grater then I'd have to agree.

[cheesy bites]

I can see us getting Cahill in Jan as Bolton will want to cash in

Will he want to drop a division though?

[Olivier's xmas twist]

KAKA was never going to Spurs, no CL football

[AKBapologist]

RVP's gone next summer or the summer after tbh.

[Grebbo]

One of the Stoke scrotes looks like she's wearing her nighty.

[cheesy bites]

Natalie Sawyer :good:

My oh my.

[Marc Overmars]

What a shite ass deadline day.

[GP]

'Arry reckons they turned down £40m for Modric :lol:

Candle-faced lying sack of shit


:haha:

[cheesy bites]

It's far too late to come up with a new signing for us, isn't it?

[Joker]

Natalie Sawyer :good:

My oh my.

She's fit.

[Niall_Quinn]

RVP's gone next summer or the summer after tbh.

Might go in January. He's reached the age now where he needs to step up to the top level. He could have jumped ship this year after a great end to last season, but he stayed without fuss. So I wouldn't have a problem with him going provided he does it quietly and respects the club and the fans. He can scream every obscenity under the sun at the board, they have nothing to do with this club beyond their pillaging of it.

[GP]

What a shite ass deadline day.

What's an ass deadline?

[Marc Overmars]

Natalie Sawyer :good:

My oh my.

This.

SSN babes. :bow:

[Grebbo]

I didn't think last summers transfer window would ever be beaten for shiteness.

I was wrong.

:rose:

[cheesy bites]

This.

SSN babes. :bow:

Whoever decided to match football with hot women is a true hero.

[AKBapologist]

@Mattlawexpress: Got to be careful what i say but something other than yossi MAY still happen for arsenal. No better than 50-50 at mo though

:lol:

[Niall_Quinn]

This.

SSN babes. :bow:

Murdoch babes tbf. Fox is stacked floor to rafters with them.

[Joker]

@Mattlawexpress: Got to be careful what i say but something other than yossi MAY still happen for arsenal. No better than 50-50 at mo though

:lol:

Matt Law's wumming.

[Grebbo]

@Mattlawexpress: Got to be careful what i say but something other than yossi MAY still happen for arsenal. No better than 50-50 at mo though

:lol:

:pray:

Everyone start praying

:pray:

[Niall_Quinn]

Whoever decided to match football with hot women is a true hero.

Richard Keys and Andy Gray, and this is the thanks they get.

[Syn]

I didn't think last summers transfer window would ever be beaten for shiteness.

I was wrong.

:rose:

You should be bloody patient.

[Syn]

Richard Keys and Andy Gray, and this is the thanks they get.

:haha:

[Niall_Quinn]

:pray:

Everyone start praying

:pray:

Chamakh leaving :pray:

[Olivier's xmas twist]

2117: DONE DEAL
Not a surprise this, but West Ham have finally confirmed the signing of Henri Lansbury on season-long loan from Arsenal.

2113: More from Harry, and Chelsea fans might be interested in this... The Tottenham boss says his club turned down another bid from the Blues for Luka Modric on Tuesday. "£4om was apparently offered yesterday," says Redknapp. "It was a big offer turned down for sure. I am delighted the little man is still here." Like Carlos Tevez and Wesley Sneijder, it appears Modric is going nowhere tonight

Well done to leavey for not being a mug

[cheesy bites]

Fuck yes

sign him up arsene sign him

Come on Mikel Arteta!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Talks renewed for Arteta.

[Niall_Quinn]

Matt Law's wumming.

Forget it, it's just the Arteta shit again. Apparently back on - meh, who gives a flying fuck?

[Niall_Quinn]

Matt Law's wumming.

Forget it, it's just the Arteta shit again. Apparently back on - meh, who gives a flying fuck?

[KESSLER]

arteta back on?

[Gubby Allen]

Arteta deal back on. We will get him.

[Grebbo]

Oh my

Arteta

Cancel the praying

:rose:

[Marc Overmars]

Fuck deadline day tbh.

Lets move on to SSN babes.

Sawyer or Thompson?

Gomersall is also a good shout tbh.

Jackson is hot as well but she's a bit too glamour model esque, bit fake tbh.

[server too busy!]

Arteta back on. I'd be a bit more happy with that but still would have preferred Marvin

[Niall_Quinn]

Arteta deal back on. We will get him.

Can't see the point, we have no more beds at the club.

[Olivier's xmas twist]

Come on Arteta

[cheesy bites]

If we do get Arteta, I'll be very happy with this transfer window. It takes just one player, but he's damn talented.

[Keith]

Wouldn't mind Arteta

[Marc Overmars]

Arteta back on?!

[Joker]

Fuck deadline day tbh.

Lets move on to SSN babes.

Sawyer or Thompson?

Gomersall is also a good shout tbh.

Jackson is hot as well but she's a bit too glamour model esque, bit fake tbh.

Kirsty Gallacher's back as well.

Out of Thompson and Sawyer, I'd say Sawyer IMHO.

[Fats]

This is like a fucking episode of The Weakest Link

Mr Gazidis-Will you take the piss out of the fans and rip them off like mugs-yes

correct

Mr Wenger will you sign players that will strengthen the squad and stop being a stubborn useless cunt-no

correct

Mr Hill Wood-BANK

CUNT!!!!!!!

[cheesy bites]

Rachel Brooks (now on SSN)- would you hit it?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Fuck this. I'm in to full-on denial mode now.

Rossi. :bow:

Welcome to the Emirates.

[Grebbo]

If we do get Arteta, I'll be very happy with this transfer window. It takes just one player, but he's damn talented.

Everton are letting him go for £10m but rejected £12m for Jagielka.

Says it all.

They're selling us shite.

[Ironing]

Arsenal using Yossi to make the Arteta signing sit better with fans

Clever

[Gubby Allen]

Talks renewed for Arteta.

I started a thread on here last season suggesting we should sign Everton as we could do with about six of their players.

I mentioned Arteta at the top of the list and I was called a bit of a cock by most people on here.

[Olivier's xmas twist]

JackWilshere on Twitter: (http://twitter.com/JackWilshere) "ARTETA back on! Come on you Gooners!"

Jack

[Sirjackofwilshere]

baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[KESSLER]

Fuck deadline day tbh.

Lets move on to SSN babes.

Sawyer or Thompson?

Gomersall is also a good shout tbh.

Jackson is hot as well but she's a bit too glamour model esque, bit fake tbh.

http://www.millieclode.org.uk/hibiogo/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Millie-Clode-On-Sky-Sports-News4.jpg

Millie :good:

[Syn]

Jack

He needs to STFU and observe the waiting period.

[Niall_Quinn]

Fuck this. I'm in to full-on denial mode now.

Rossi. :bow:

Welcome to the Emirates.

Chamakh and Almunia gone, breaking on SSN now.

[The Realist]

Arsene should just pay up -
stingier than a Nigerian who just won the fucking lottery

[Grebbo]

Kirsty Gallacher's back as well.

Out of Thompson and Sawyer, I'd say Sawyer IMHO.

I reckon Sawyer is proper hairy.

Thompson would look shit without the make up but most women do.

In conclusion: Thompson would get it.

I like the ESPN bird, not Savage, the other one.

[Niall_Quinn]

I started a thread on here last season suggesting we should sign Everton as we could do with about six of their players.

I mentioned Arteta at the top of the list and I was called a bit of a cock by most people on here.

Cock.

[GP]

Everyone:

http://alltheragefaces.com/img/faces/jpg/determined-fumanchu-computer-stare.jpg

[AKBapologist]

Fuck deadline day tbh.

Lets move on to SSN babes.

Sawyer or Thompson?

Gomersall is also a good shout tbh.

Jackson is hot as well but she's a bit too glamour model esque, bit fake tbh.
Sawyer by a mile. Gorgie's a midget and i'm rather tall...

[Keith]

JW is sat at home watching SSN like we all are

[Sirjackofwilshere]

Fees agreed with Everton...wages are the issue with Arteta

[server too busy!]

http://www.goal.com/en-gb/news/2896/premier-league/2011/08/31/2645158/arsenal-face-race-against-time-to-end-midfielder-search

MVila and Arteta and this will be a good day, Benayoun also.

Will only be Benayoun I'm sure.

[cheesy bites]

JW is sat at home watching SSN like we all are

What a GHEL. Love that lad.

Also someone link him to GW, sure he'd have a few interesting comments tbh

[GP]

Also, who was the guy on here who fancied Clare Tomlinson?

:haha:

[GunnerFan4Life]

Arteta back on :scarf: Will be a bit more happy now COME ON AW!

[Sirjackofwilshere]

This is how the club screws us, by keep lowering our expectations and it's happening right in front of our eyes. Do you see what's happening? We were linked with much better players than Arteta, then they play it as if the deal is off and that we were just gonna get Benayoun on loan. Now that the Arteta deal might be back on, everyone is creaming their pants. Now we're satisfied with signing Arteta to replace Cesc AND Nasri. That's how they mess with us psychologically.

[Grebbo]

JW is sat at home watching SSN like we all are

Difference is he'll be getting laid when it finishes.

[Cripps_orig]

Talks renewed with Arteta.

Is hope renewed?

Arteta is better than Benayoun but still not good enough imo plus hes injury prone.

[Edinburgh Gooner]

MATA to Arsenal, you heard it here first..............

[Niall_Quinn]

Arteta wants £70k pw - we've so far offered a large paella.

[GunnerFan4Life]

JackWilshere Jack Wilshere
ARTETA back on! Come on you Gooners!


:bow:

[Aaron Wilshere]

danroan Dan Roan
Arteta has asked to leave Everton
1 minute ago Favorite Retweet Reply

[Gubby Allen]

@AAllenSport:

Surprised Steve Bruce wants him again, I thought Bendtner got caught boshing his daughter while on loan at Birmingham (allegedly)...

Maybe his daughter has asked Dad for a favour.

[Joker]

This is how the club screws us, by keep lowering our expectations and it's happening right in front of our eyes. Do you see what's happening? We were linked with much better players than Arteta, then they play it as if the deal is off and that we were just gonna get Benayoun on loan. Now that the Arteta deal might be back on, everyone is creaming their pants. Now we're satisfied with signing Arteta to replace Cesc AND Nasri. That's how they mess with us psychologically.

Exactly. Even if we get Arteta and Benayoun we shouldn't lose sight of the fact that this has been a dreadful summer when it comes to our transfer dealings. We are weaker at the end of the window than we were at the start, no doubt about it.

[Cripps_orig]

Fees agreed with Everton...wages are the issue with Arteta

I heard it was because we thought he had Barca DNA so we told him to fuck off

[Cripps_orig]

http://www.millieclode.org.uk/hibiogo/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Millie-Clode-On-Sky-Sports-News4.jpg

Millie :good:

By a mile

[Kano]

This is how the club screws us, by keep lowering our expectations and it's happening right in front of our eyes. Do you see what's happening? We were linked with much better players than Arteta, then they play it as if the deal is off and that we were just gonna get Benayoun on loan. Now that the Arteta deal might be back on, everyone is creaming their pants. Now we're satisfied with signing Arteta to replace Cesc AND Nasri. That's how they mess with us psychologically.

i think you're over egging it slightly. would we prefer a risk on a better player that takes 6-12 months to bed in or good players that can get into it straight away?

[AKBapologist]

@phillmcnultybbs Mikel Arteta now happening because he asked to leave Everton after hearing of Arsenal's interest. #bbcfootball #fb

@johncorssmirror: Arteta forcing the deal to happen. Clearly desperate to join #afc

Yoss and Arteta might just be the bare minium tbh. Arteta willing to take a pay cut.

[Sirjackofwilshere]

I hope Wenger has a surprise in addition to Arteta.

[Gubby Allen]

Is Almunia still with us?

[Niall_Quinn]

Arteta injured during wage negotiations.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

I hope Wenger has a surprise in addition to Arteta.

Rossi is greeting him at the training ground. :good:

[Kano]

Is Alumunia still with us?

sadly not, i think he passed away earlier

[The Verminator]

Arsene should just pay up -
stingier than a Nigerian who just won the fucking lottery

As a Nigerian, I find this extremely racist! :censored:

Can the mods please ban this Nazi?!?!?!

To prove we are not all stingy with cash I will share my wealth will you all. All I need is your bank account number and sort code...

[server too busy!]

Fee not agreed with Arteta but wages agreed. Hes handed in transfer request. Come on M'Vila as well!

[Olivier's xmas twist]

Exactly. Even if we get Arteta and Benayoun we shouldn't lose sight of the fact that this has been a dreadful summer when it comes to our transfer dealings. We are weaker at the end of the window than we were at the start, no doubt about it.

no one is loosing sight, these buys are panic buys. Do you beileve we have a right to be in the top 4 because of who we are because i don't. Right now there are 4 teams better then us. The board are not expecting us to sign the league IMO. I agree we should be winning trophies though.

If the Arteta deal goes through and we can get m'villa too, ill be happy and feel we should have enough to challenge till jan window but i think there we will need to buy if we have a good chance to get top 4 by then.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Also, who was the guy on here who fancied Clare Tomlinson?

:haha:

The same guy with 84 in is name originally? From Brizzle. Ah man where's CK when you need him?

[Cripps_orig]

How old is Arteta?

In him and Santos, we have 2 decent set piece takers finally.

And with Per being 6'6", i think all that needs to be said is

Stoke :pal:

[cheesy bites]

I feel sorry for Everton. It would be like us selling Fabregas now and not replacing hi...oh wait.

[Gubby Allen]

I hope Wenger has a surprise in addition to Arteta.

Maybe he's asked him to sneak Jagielka, Baines, Fellaini, Rodwell, Cahill & Saha into the back of the Land Rover with him.

[Joker]

no one is loosing sight, these buys are panic buys. Do you beileve we have a right to be in the top 4 because of who we are because i don't. Right now there are 4 teams better then us. The board are not expecting us to sign the league IMO. I agree we should be winning trophies though.

If the Arteta deal goes through and we can get m'villa too, ill be happy and feel we should have enough to challenge till jan window but i think there we will need to buy if we have a good chance to get top 4 by then.

We're not getting M'Vila, it's far too late for that.

I agree that we have no "right" to be in the top 4, and when we drop out this season we have no one to blame but Wenger, the board and the 20 "negotiators" who should also be fired.

[cheesy bites]

Maybe he's asked him to sneak Jagielka, Baines, Fellaini, Rodwell, Cahill & Saha into the back of the Land Rover with him.

What.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

How old is Arteta?

In him and Santos, we have 2 decent set piece takers finally.

And with Per being 6'6", i think all that needs to be said is

Stoke :pal:

He's 29 I think.

[cheesy bites]

Jack Wilshere mentioned by Natalie Sawyer, bet he got a boner at that.

[milla]

Everyone:

http://alltheragefaces.com/img/faces/jpg/determined-fumanchu-computer-stare.jpg

Tis :gp:

[Olivier's xmas twist]

2134: I spoke to Mikel Arteta a couple of weeks ago and he said it was important the club kept hold of all their star players this summer... except him, by the looks of things.

:bow: Mikel

[Cripps_orig]

The same guy with 84 in is name originally? From Brizzle. Ah man where's CK when you need him?

Gooner4life84

[Maestro]

Stand by, big Arteta news coming shortly

lol ..them quoting Jack's tweets

[GP]

Rossi is greeting him at the training ground. :good:

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01158/portal-graphics-20_1158837a.jpg

:unsure:

[Joker]

The same guy with 84 in is name originally? From Brizzle. Ah man where's CK when you need him?

http://z13.invisionfree.com/goonersweb/index.php?showuser=2511

[Gubby Allen]

What time do ****ing kids in Stoke go to bed?

There's hundreds of the ****ers still stood there at 20 minutes to 10.

[Cripps_orig]

Cameron Jerome a big name striker? :lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Gooner4life84

Cripps. :bow:

[Olivier's xmas twist]

We're not getting M'Vila, it's far too late for that.I agree that we have no "right" to be in the top 4, and when we drop out this season we have no one to blame but Wenger, the board and the 20 "negotiators" who should also be fired.

Not really There is and 1:20 Mins left, he could have agreed personal terms and all that it could just be the fee that needs to be agreed tbh.

I agree if we do drop out the top 4 those mentioned should take the blame.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

What time do ****ing kids in Stoke go to bed?

There's hundreds of the ****ers still stood there at 20 minutes to 10.

It's Rob Dorset's family.

[Niall_Quinn]

He's 29 I think.

But not a national captain :doh:

[Marc Overmars]

By a mile

Totally forgot about Clode.

Shame on me.

She's hawt.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

:lol: Our fans. Bless 'em, probably encouraged to be overly excited.

[Cripps_orig]

Big news is Artetas asked to leave Everton

This shit is on

[GP]

Totally forgot about Clode.

Shame on me.

She's hawt.

I think you've forgotten Hayley McQueen too.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

But not a national captain :doh:

The run is over. :(

[Olivier's xmas twist]

:lol: Our fans. Bless 'em, probably encouraged to be overly excited.

LOL how the mighty have fallen lol

[GunnerFan4Life]

EmmanuelF4 You Been Frimponged
JACK MUST HAVE SOME SORT OF DEAL WITH SKY SPORTS NEWS READ EVERY TWEET


:haha: :haha:

[Cripps_orig]

Totally forgot about Clode.

Shame on me.

She's hawt.

One of the few times the quoting system on here is not advantageous.

[KESSLER]

EmmanuelF4 You Been Frimponged
@
@JackWilshere loool I'm gnu two foot ur big head tomorrow say no more u ask mr leiva :) cya tomorrow love u xx

:haha:

[Kano]

haha diouf released from blackburn

[Joker]

I think you've forgotten Hayley McQueen too.

Shame she's a Manc supporter

[AKBapologist]

Meh

[Marc Overmars]

I think you've forgotten Hayley McQueen too.

Oh fuck.

I've had a shocker.

Yes, Hayley is smokin'.

Even if she does have flabby arms...

[Kano]

Shame she's a Manc supporter
...

[Coney]

Arteta will happen.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Not really There is and 1:20 Mins left, he could have agreed personal terms and all that it could just be the fee that needs to be agreed tbh.

I agree if we do drop out the top 4 those mentioned should take the blame.

There is still time for any club really, it's just a deal needs to be agreed in principle and ask for permission from the relevant corporate bastards for it to overrun the deadline.

[Gubby Allen]

I ask this every transfer window ... and I always forget the answer by the next transfer window - but how exactly does it work if you're signing (or selling) a player to or from a European country where they are 1 or 2 hours ahead of GMT?

Or is it a generic time all over this year?

[Cripps_orig]

haha diouf released from blackburn
We should get him.

Hes African, i think hes played in France and hes shit. Ticks all the boxes.

Also dont count out getting Sol in again. Hes a free agent so we can get him after 11pm as well

[Marc Overmars]

Fuck this. I'm in to full-on denial mode now.

Rossi. :bow:

Welcome to the Emirates.

You just need to change the R to a Y. :good:

[AKBapologist]

@DarrenArsenal1: I hope everyone rejoices at the £55m we will have in the bank AFTER purchases tonight. #arsenal #elastoplastsignings

[GP]

Shame she's a Manc supporter

Doesn't matter when you're boffing her in the butt.

[Cripps_orig]

That Stoke supporting cunt behind the SSN guys left shoulder is fugly ffs.

That'll give me nightmares for sure

[AKBapologist]

I ask this every transfer window ... and I always forget the answer by the next transfer window - but how exactly does it work if you're signing (or selling) a player to or from a European country where they are 1 or 2 hours ahead of GMT?

Or is it a generic time all over this year?
12pm GMT.