What is stalling Theo??

[Özil's Panoramic View]

Well right now Theo isn't a mediocre player, say what you like about him but his stats are backing up his wage demands, the boy is and has been producing for the past 2 seasons. You go and find a wide forward on the continent that regularly hits double figures in goals and assists each season. You wanna know how much they trade for?

Go easy, as you're seriously bordering on overrating him here. Theo is still no world class player, awashed with talent and technical ability. Yes, he does use his attributes (pace and a moderately good shot/finish) to his advantage at times, but he's still pretty much an inconsistent git who at times looks like he doesn't have a brain. I reckon that it won't be very long before we start tearing out our hair again when he goes completely batshit on the pitch.

With that said, he's still pretty much our most important player post RvC. But then again we've become undeniably small time. We're not a club on a mission to compete with the best clubs in the world, so Theo, along with the heavy contingent of dross, are pretty much at home here.