Summer Transfer Speculation and Shit

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Oh good.

Because signings 4 Southampton players would just be ridiculous.

Really though, I did this with West Brom on FootballManager. Sold the entire squad and got top 4 the same season. And I'm sure Koeman is a better manager than me.

[BOBN]

It's called an opinion, albeit one that differs to your own on the subject. Yes, I'm fully aware there's another side to the coin. Are you claiming that's what Jenks is trying to do?

Of course he is.

Whatever the number im sure hes well aware that its the biggest contract he'll ever sign and is well aware hes not premier league material. He'll hang on to it for dear life like the mercenery he is.

I predict he doesnt leave on a permanent this summer, which would prove me right.

But I promise you in an alternate universe if Man United came in for him he'd suddenly forget that "die hard fan" spiel.

[She Wore A Yellow Ribbon]

Of course he is.

Whatever the number im sure hes well aware that its the biggest contract he'll ever sign and is well aware hes not premier league material. He'll hang on to it for dear life like the mercenery he is.

[Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie]

Oh good.

Because signings 4 Southampton players would just be ridiculous.

Really though, I did this with West Brom on FootballManager. Sold the entire squad and got top 4 the same season. And I'm sure Koeman is a better manager than me.

On a serious note, do you have any idea what your medical team found wrong with Remy, did he have the infamous third nipple?

[The Emirates Gallactico]

It'd be quite something for them to sell Rodriguez considering he's out with an ACL injury at the moment. Not many clubs would take a punt until he's re-proven his fitness. He was the only one of their "young talent" that I thought would actually stay this summer.


Don't believe the nonsense about Schinderlin preferring Spurs to us either. He's French and so would adore working with Wenger. If we really wanted him he'd be ours right now.

[Munchies]

Apparently he has a heart defect which was known before he joined Marseille.

It makes no sense to fly him and out and everything, to not sign him on a condition which all his previous clubs knew about.

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[She Wore A Yellow Ribbon]

On a serious note, do you have any idea what your medical team found wrong with Remy, did he have the infamous third nipple?

His heart wasn't in it.

[selassie]

Gold!

[selassie]

If we don't sign Schneiderlin it's because Wenger has someone else lined up.

Won't be bothered at all.

Yep, we have bigger fish to fry than Schneiderlin. Wenger is shopping in Waitrose these days

I personally think we'll sign one of Khedira, Carvalho or Bender.

[Niall_Quinn]

Of course he is.

Whatever the number im sure hes well aware that its the biggest contract he'll ever sign and is well aware hes not premier league material. He'll hang on to it for dear life like the mercenery he is.

I predict he doesnt leave on a permanent this summer, which would prove me right.

But I promise you in an alternate universe if Man United came in for him he'd suddenly forget that "die hard fan" spiel.

If Jenks is a pubber not fit to play in the PL, then how can he be a mercenary? Aren't mercenaries guys with a skill of some sort who hire themselves out to the highest bidder? So when Arsenal came calling, what you're saying is he should have informed them he was shit and then turned them down? Was that ever likely to happen? Hull want him for £3m, Wenger wants £5mill apparently. If Hull don't pay, are you saying that proves Jenks is a mercenary? And making promises about alternate universes and then saying it proves a point isn't necessarily a valid argument, there's grey area in an argument like that.