January Transfers -- Speculation & Shit?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

How is he Maccy?

Good?

Yeah he's good. Malaga have the best defence in La Liga tbf, although Pellegrini knows what he is doing.

[AKBapologist]

Super super quality?

Hunter on Monreal: "Arsenal are getting a Spain international at the peak of his career. It makes sense. Arsenal fans will enjoy him."

Sid Lowe says this of Nacho Monreal. "Tidy, well-positioned, decent on ball, steady full back. I like him."

[Marc Overmars]

Nacho. :bow:

Spanish b-listers. :bow:

[She Wore A Yellow Ribbon]

nachos :bow:

[Özil's Panoramic View]

Anybody but Santos :bow:

[Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie]

"If we can buy some Jalapenos, Chilli and Sour Cream of super quality we will try to do it!"

[LDG]

"If we can buy some Jalapenos, Chilli and Sour Cream of super quality we will try to do it!"

:haha:

[Dennis Bendtner]

He looks like Modric

[LDG]

Some on twitter are sayin santos is on his way out.

Yeah, someone says Nacho's, Santos says "Tesco's"

[LDG]

He looks like Modric

He is not wearing a dress :sulk:

[AKBapologist]

@samuelj29060
Talks between Malaga and Arsenal regarding Nacho Monreal took place earlier in the week, before Gibbs' injury. Not a panic buy at all.#afc
whatevs/

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Kate Riley is back. :bow:

[She Wore A Yellow Ribbon]

we need a DM, CB and striker so wenger buys a left back

:haha:

genius :bow:

[LDG]

we need a DM, CB and striker so wenger buys a left back

:haha:

genius :bow:

"Do not forget that we have also Montreal who can play there"

[Marc Overmars]

Malaga for not paying their bills. :bow:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

The Stoke inbreds are there!

[She Wore A Yellow Ribbon]

malaga :bow:

feeder club to a shit team :bow:

[GP]

http://i985.photobucket.com/albums/ae331/mattlamb1982/nacho_zps7e421f61.png

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Stekelenburg is stuck on a plane to London. :haha:

Boarded a flight unaware that Roma had called off the deal for him to go to Fulham.

Doni has been released by Liverpool though, so it would be fairly easy for Roma to get him, even though the Italian window has now closed.

[She Wore A Yellow Ribbon]

lets hope he makes some crisp interceptions..













http://gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/leaving-now-grandpa-simpsons.gif

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

The Stoke inbreds are there!

http://i.imgur.com/IUn4C6u.jpg

[GP]

Looks like an episode of the walking dead in Stoke.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

http://i.imgur.com/IUn4C6u.jpg

:haha:

[Niall_Quinn]

Who is that Simon Jordan? How many nobodies can Sky roll out today?

[Niall_Quinn]

Having to buy a left back because we bought such a shit left back. Not good really.

[Niall_Quinn]

Beckham has gone to PSG apparently.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Who is that Simon Jordan? How many nobodies can Sky roll out today?

He's the ex-Palace chairman.

Edited the pejorativeness because it was pejorative.

[Niall_Quinn]

Fuck, you can't say that on here any more? That lets a lot of ****s on here off the hook.

[Maestro]

Finally an admission that Santos is really shit

[BEEN TRILL GOON]

Beckham has gone to PSG apparently.

Sky milking it for everything it's worth

[Dennis Bendtner]

John Cross is outrageously thick

[Maestro]

Becks PLC

The money machine rolls on

[McNamara That Ghost...]

John Cross is outrageously thick

Have you had a tear-up with him on Twitter again?

[Niall_Quinn]

He's the ex-Palace chairman.

Edited the pejorativeness because it was pejorative.

Okay, so when did that word get banned? That's the standard word for them, wtf else are you supposed to type every time?

[BEEN TRILL GOON]

Wait just realised that Nacho is cup-tied so we're still gonna be stuck with Santos against Bayern Munich

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Graham Hunter says that Malaga have their replacement left-back sorted already. :blink:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Okay, so when did that word get banned? That's the standard word for them, wtf else are you supposed to type every time?

I told you why it was edited, like you requested of us and you're still not happy. You could always, just, not type it.

[Niall_Quinn]

Wait just realised that Nacho is cup-tied so we're still gonna be stuck with Santos against Bayern Munich

Tommy will probably play there. Nobody in their right mind would put Santos into a match like that and neither would Wenger.

[Dennis Bendtner]

Have you had a tear-up with him on Twitter again?

Not gonna lie, I was tempted to sign up again to do it.

He was trying to capitalise on some gooner wrist-slitting by saying earlier Arsenal should sign Stephen Warnock :wacko:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Warnock. :haha:

Dear god.

[Letters]

Becks PLC

The money machine rolls on
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/21281665


David Beckham has joined French Ligue 1 side Paris St-Germain and announced he will be playing for free. The ex-England midfielder, 37, signed a five-month deal and said he would be donating his salary to charity.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Wait just realised that Nacho is cup-tied so we're still gonna be stuck with Santos against Bayern Munich

I'd imagine Vermaelen or Kosicelny will be out at LB. Not that it worked out against Milan.

[Niall_Quinn]

I told you why it was edited, like you requested of us and you're still not happy. You could always, just, not type it.

I asked for a list of non-approved words. That way I can type what you want.

[Maestro]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/21281665

It's not even the salary, it's the brand and image. He's a pop star who just happens to play football

[GP]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ur5g0l93F2g

[Letters]

It's not even the salary, it's the brand and image. He's a pop star who just happens to play football
Well sure, that's why I never wanted him at Arsenal. Good player but sod all the hoopla that surrounds him.
But he deserves a bit of kudos for this, he didn't have to do it and no other footballers do.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Argh Bryan Swanson is on the SkyPad now.

[Maestro]

Well sure, that's why I never wanted him at Arsenal. Good player but sod all the hoopla that surrounds him.
But he deserves a bit of kudos for this, he didn't have to do it and no other footballers do.

True.

You can't hate the player, the kid has done well for himself

[BEEN TRILL GOON]

Tommy will probably play there. Nobody in their right mind would put Santos into a match like that and neither would Wenger.


I'd imagine Vermaelen or Kosicelny will be out at LB. Not that it worked out against Milan.

Ah yeah, lets just hope either of them doesn't pick up an injury before the game then

[Gooner23]

5 live transfer special has started. Means I don't have to listen to the knobs on talkshite or SSN. Excellent.

Monreal sounds like its a done deal.

Anyone reckon, we might try a last ditch deal for a striker?

[Niall_Quinn]

5 live transfer special has started. Means I don't have to listen to the knobs on talkshite or SSN. Excellent.

Monreal sounds like its a done deal.

Anyone reckon, we might try a last ditch deal for a striker?

Signing a player we actually need is like a miracle. Two in one day is unlikely.

[Marc Overmars]

Argh Bryan Swanson is on the SkyPad now.

Beats Dharmesh's creepy "Hello", every time he starts his piece.

[Marc Overmars]

True.

You can't hate the player, the kid has done well for himself

He's always been a class act and I hope our GHELs learnt from him this week.

[She Wore A Yellow Ribbon]

@martin samuel on twitter
"BREAKING NEWS: sources at melwood have confirmed Liverpool have accepted a bid for Jose Reina from #Arsenal"

he said he had major news earlier, seems this is it.

dunno what to make of it..

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Argh Bryan Swanson is on the SkyPad now.

http://cdn.bleacherreport.net/images_root/slides/photos/000/264/334/goldberg_display_image.jpg
:pray:

[BlindFaith_8]

Well done Becks, but lets not kid ourselves. This is nothing short of a publicity stunt, don't worry for poor ole becks, he has made enough money to allow the next 5 generations of the Beckhams to lve in luxury. He will be paid a kings ransom by his sponsors and the image rights as well as all the merchandise with his brand beckham. He's not as stupid as we all think, he's an astute businessman and knows this short stint is is purely for public exposure and marketng himsef for his aftershaves or clothes line and his skanjy wife to mingle with the fashion moguls of Paris.

Kate Riley on SSN at Carrow Road is a one heck of a babe!:drool:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

19:11: Liam, via text: "Just seen Cavani in London. Wenger spending at last?"

He's here. :bow:

[Grebbo]

Is Beckham giving his image rights generated from PSG to the charity as well?

[Marc Overmars]

Odemwingie on his way to QPR. :rolleyes:

[Dennis Bendtner]

Beats Dharmesh's creepy "Hello", every time he starts his piece.

:haha:

That is so awkward. Him and his weird shaped head.

[She Wore A Yellow Ribbon]

apparently liverpool are in for stekelenberg. explains reina potential sale.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

apparently liverpool are in for stekelenberg. explains reina potential sale.
Martin Samuel doesn't have twitter. It's a fake.

[BlindFaith_8]

He's here. :bow:
Must be a wind up. So my mates girl was true to form, there have been private jets flying in to Northolt with an Arsenal delegation meeting the passenger/s. Plus their is a BUPA hospital at Hillingdon which is 15 mins drive down the A40. Whoope.

[She Wore A Yellow Ribbon]

Martin Samuel doesn't have twitter. It's a fake.

@grthdvd

it has the twitter tick next to it. i thought that meant the account is verified?

[Grebbo]

Must be a wind up. So my mates girl was true to form, there have been private jets flying in to Northolt with an Arsenal delegation meeting the passenger/s. Plus their is a BUPA hospital at Hillingdon which is 15 mins drive down the A40. Whoope.

We've got a hospital at the training ground for medicals.

[GP]

I don't get why some retired footballer going to live in Paris for a bit is such big news.

[She Wore A Yellow Ribbon]

apparently its a fake.


http://i846.photobucket.com/albums/ab30/16bitninja/th_steve-austin.gif

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Beats Dharmesh's creepy "Hello", every time he starts his piece.

:lol:

This is true.

[Syn]

Nacho Nacho man. I want to be a Nacho man.

[Maestro]

£20 million bid for Shawcross

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

apparently its a fake.


http://i846.photobucket.com/albums/ab30/16bitninja/th_steve-austin.gif
Sorry.

Come back in the summer.

[GP]

£20 million bid for Shawcross

No offence but fuck you

[BlindFaith_8]

We've got a hospital at the training ground for medicals.

Can you imagine the traffice from Norhtolt to Central London and then to North London?? Too much delay in processing the medical. Hillingdon is right by the airport and makes more sense timewise.

[GP]

Nacho Nacho man. I want to be a Nacho man.

I already made that joke fuck you.

[Syn]

I already made that joke fuck you.

oh go on then lolololol!

[Maestro]

No offence but fuck you


:haha:

fuck you accepted

[AKBapologist]

According to the BBC's @philmcnulty, Peter Odimwingie to QPR is back on. Leroy Fer isn't happening #bbctransfernews #5LiveSport

[KSE Comedy Club]

Aparantly we've failed to get in a striker but a CB and a GK are still possibilities

[McNamara That Ghost...]

What's Gomes going to bring to Hoffenheim?

I can inform you Germany, it will be absolute entertainment.

[She Wore A Yellow Ribbon]

Can you imagine the traffice from Norhtolt to Central London and then to North London?? Too much delay in processing the medical. Hillingdon is right by the airport and makes more sense timewise.

they'll be stuck at hanger lane for 3 hours. useless roundabout.

[Maestro]

they'll be stuck at hanger lane for 3 hours. useless roundabout.

Hate that roundabout with a passion

[Niall_Quinn]

I don't get why some retired footballer going to live in Paris for a bit is such big news.

It's MASSIVE, EXPLOSIVE, HUGE! So please keep watching Sky Sports, just watch for the whole day and night and pay close attention to the adverts and you'll be golden.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

It can't be long before Natalie Sawyer's gazongas make an appearance.

[Maestro]

Let's run a book on Nacho Man confirmation time..., I say 2305hrs

[Niall_Quinn]

Let's run a book on Nacho Man confirmation time..., I say 2305hrs

Wenger could apply for an extension to see if he can get out of it.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Let's run a book on Nacho Man confirmation time..., I say 2305hrs

Little bid midnight.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

It turns out "Martin Samuel" is some guy from some random band, hence the tick.

Still, a few people fell for it. As did someone from the Mirror. Journalism :rolleyes:

[Maestro]

Wenger could apply for an extension to see if he can get out of it.

Quite likely knowing Wenget. "We were little bit close to signing someone but ..as you know as well ..."

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Kevin Davies could be leaving Bolton, our striking problems could be solved!

[Niall_Quinn]

It turns out "Martin Samuel" is some guy from some random band, hence the tick.

Still, a few people fell for it. As did someone from the Mirror. Journalism :rolleyes:

There's more than a good chance some bloke in a band knows a lot more about footie than that fat bastard from the mirror. So this transfer could well be on, provided the real Martin Samuel doesn't confirm it.

[Niall_Quinn]

Quite likely knowing Wenget. "We were little bit close to signing someone but ..as you know as well ..."

I'll go for 23:59

[GP]

Jenas is locked out of Loftus Road :haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

:haha:

Nobody wants you Jermaine!

[KSE Comedy Club]

Some speculation now coming in that we are going after mats hummels and that barca have agreed a fee for David villa.

We await the clear up!

[GP]

Some speculation now coming in that we are going after mats hummels and that barca have agreed a fee for David villa.

We await the clear up!

Speculation from where?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

It's on!

Or is it?

Fuck it, yeah it is.

It's on!

[KSE Comedy Club]

Speculation from where?

Fox sports and transfer moves on twitter.

Just posting what I've read.

[Maestro]

Some speculation now coming in that we are going after mats hummels and that barca have agreed a fee for David villa.

We await the clear up!

If only, ....would be cum bucket on here

[GP]

:lol:

Fair enough.

It's not like Fox to make something up.

[Injury Time]

Speculation from where?

No I think WUMger has been buying Hummel paint for his model of a Villa, easy mistake to make tbf

[GP]

HANDS IN THE AIR!

JIM IS HERE!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Dissapointing from Sawyer.

Jim White. :lol:

What a moran.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Villa have signed Cilla?

[Maestro]

:lol:

Fair enough.

It's not like Fox to make something up.

Shawcross at £20 million is more likely, tbf

[GP]

Villa have signed Cilla?

Black?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Black?

Exactly!

Also:
West Bromwich Albion statement: "Albion have moved to clarify developments regarding Peter Odemwingie after the striker was filmed a short while ago arriving at Loftus Road.

"The club can confirm they have held further discussions with QPR today but those talks have so far proven fruitless and no agreement has been reached.

"Albion would also like to make clear that Peter has not been given permission to speak to QPR about a potential move."

Crazy. I'm sure this is all 'the chairman' doing it though and 'Arry has no knowledge whatsoever.

[KSE Comedy Club]

More people are saying that barca have accepted £15.5m for David villa and he is due to fly in tonight.

[Injury Time]

Black?

Racist :sulk:

[GP]

Racist :sulk:

88

[GP]

Exactly!

Also:

Crazy.

:haha: Unbelieveable.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Odemwingie turned up with his agent unannounced apparently.

Sure.

I'd imagine it was Jenas that turned up unannounced given they wouldn't let him in.

[Niall_Quinn]

Speculation from where?

Sky Sports. Viewing figures are down due to many deaths attributed to boredom.

[Marc Overmars]

I'd laugh if the Odemwingie move doesn't happen. It sounds like he's just fucked off without West Brom even receiving a bid. :lol:

[LDG]

More people are saying that barca have accepted £15.5m for David villa and he is due to fly in tonight.

How the fuck much!?!?

Fuck that shit.

Leave the little **** where he is!

[Niall_Quinn]

Exactly!

Also:

Crazy. I'm sure this is all 'the chairman' doing it though and 'Arry has no knowledge whatsoever.

That chairman's going to get them relegated. You wait and see.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Stokies. :haha:

[She Wore A Yellow Ribbon]

tony pulis is a 'deadline day maestro' apparently :lol:

wanker.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Is that thumbman peeking round the shot?

[Marc Overmars]

Jim and Natalie colour co-coordinating. :lol:

What a freak show.

[Grebbo]

tony pulis is a 'deadline day maestro' apparently :lol:

wanker.

I laughed at that! All those gems he's bought in January like ....er...Wilson Palacios

[Syn]

How the fuck much!?!?

2 years of Wenger's salary.

And agreed. Need some motherfucking racist defenders like Terry. And an absolute British **** in midfield like Parker or Joey Barton.

[Injury Time]

Crazy. I'm sure this is all 'the dog' doing it though and 'Arry has no knowledge whatsoever.
Efa

[McNamara That Ghost...]

From BBC Sport's David Ornstein: "Arsenal are set to complete the signing of Malaga left-back Nacho Monreal.

"The clubs have agreed fee in the region of 10m euros (£8.3m).

"The 26-year-old Spain international will now discuss personal terms and undergo a medical.

"Arsenal had been monitoring Monreal for some time but decided to make their move after Kieran Gibbs suffered a thigh strain in Wednesday's 2-2 draw with Liverpool."

:bow:

[Marc Overmars]

Hey Maccy, is Nacho Man better than Gibbs?

[Grebbo]

How the fuck much!?!?

Fuck that shit.

Leave the little **** where he is!

:lol:

Why on earth would you care how much he costs??

It's David Villa!!

The board and Wenger get trashed for spending fuck all and get trashed for supposedly offering £15m for Spain's record goalscorer. He's 31 not 40!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Hey Maccy, is Nacho Man better than Gibbs?

http://i48.tinypic.com/wwdpiq.png

However though, I would say attacking wise, not quite, defending wise, yes. No surprise that he is technically adept though.

[Marc Overmars]

An unnamed Premier League club has bid Diame's release clause. :popcorn:

[Dennis Bendtner]

Fulham attacker Pajtim Kasami's potential loan move to Pescara has fallen through because the internet went down at the offices of the Italian FA where they receive contracts.

Fucking Sky broadband!

[Syn]

An unnamed Premier League club has bid Diame's release clause. :popcorn:

Tottenham.

[Traxion]

This on Fox Sports

REPORT: Diame's release clause at West Ham has been triggered.

[Maestro]

http://i48.tinypic.com/wwdpiq.png

However though, I would say attacking wise, not quite, defending wise, yes. No surprise that he is technically adept though.

so he can actually defend, right?

[Traxion]

Bet its QPR!!

[Niall_Quinn]

:lol:

Why on earth would you care how much he costs??

It's David Villa!!

The board and Wenger get trashed for spending fuck all and get trashed for supposedly offering £15m for Spain's record goalscorer. He's 31 not 40!

He'd be 40 if he was black. Something to think about.

[Marc Overmars]

Time for Kate Riley to come home.

To my home, that is.

[Niall_Quinn]

so he can actually defend, right?

Yes, at the moment.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Yeah he can. Of course, that's predicated on the fact we don't quickly turn him in to a wreck, which lamentably is quite likely.

[Traxion]

so he can actually defend, right?

Graham Hunter on Sky Sports said that we can breath easier cos he can actually tackle :clap:

[Gubby Allen]

:bow:

We'll find a way of stringing this out for another 3 hours. 20:30 on 31st Jan is far too early in the window for us.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Time for Kate Riley to come home.

To my home, that is.

Kate and Rachel. :bow:

And Lisa.

[Maestro]

Yes, at the moment.

let's pause and stay in this moment little bit

[Dennis Bendtner]

I don't think Nacho's football ability is the main concern. I googled imaged him and he isn't fat so we should be happy.

[Xhaka Can’t]

tony pulis is a 'deadline day maestro' apparently :lol:

wanker.

There is only one 'Maestro'.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

:haha:

Oh dear Sky.

[Niall_Quinn]

There's a woman with a really funny voice on now. Quite entertaining. Shitface claims her window is closed and she likes to get down early.

[Marc Overmars]

Jim White trying to flirt with the Italian journo.

Then they cut him off.

:haha:

[Dennis Bendtner]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BB9me3fCEAEkos2.jpg

[Traxion]

DAVID VILLA LATEST

Spanish football expert Andy West: "We've not seen David Villa's name mentioned for a while...let's rectify that. The impending loan deal between Ajax and Barcelona for the Catalan club's winger Isaac Cuenca - revealed below by Andy Brassell (20.03) - is another good reason to believe that Villa is NOT moving to the Premier League tonight.

"Cuenca, who has recently returned from a lengthy absence through injury, performs the same left wing role for Barca as Villa, and it's difficult to foresee the Nou Camp club allowing Cuenca to leave if they thought there was any chance of Villa heading to England."

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

:haha:

[Marc Overmars]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BB9me3fCEAEkos2.jpg

:haha:

[Xhaka Can’t]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BB9me3fCEAEkos2.jpg

:haha:

[Niall_Quinn]

Beckham really is a circus.

He's signed for PSG btw.

[Maestro]

There is only one 'Maestro'.

true ..DB10

[Traxion]

Looks like we will have to settle for just Cavani then!!

[Niall_Quinn]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BB9me3fCEAEkos2.jpg

I don't get it.

[Özil's Panoramic View]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BB9me3fCEAEkos2.jpg

:haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BB9me3fCEAEkos2.jpg

:haha:

Also on the Cuenca mention. I wouldn't have thought it holds any relevance, Cuenca hasn't played for a long time due to injury so he will need games - he hasn't even appeared off or on the bench recently I think.

[LDG]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BB9me3fCEAEkos2.jpg

:haha:

[Marc Overmars]

Just read a comment on Twitter about Jim White triggering Diame's release clause.

:lol:

[Traxion]

:haha:

Also on the Cuenca mention. I wouldn't have thought it holds any relevance, Cuenca hasn't played for a long time due to injury so he will need games - he hasn't even appeared off or on the bench recently I think.

They reckon that Cuenca and Villa both cover the left so as he has gone on loan no chance of Villa coming to us!

[Maestro]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BB9me3fCEAEkos2.jpg

this needs posting on Oatcake

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Stoke fans trying to sing. :lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

They reckon that Cuenca and Villa both cover the left so as he has gone on loan no chance of Villa coming to us!

They both haven't been playing though. I mean I am not saying it will happen anyway but this Cuenca stuff is irrelevant I am sure.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

this needs posting on Oatcake

Doubt they will allow member pictures posted publically.

[Traxion]

They both haven't been playing though. I mean I am not saying it will happen anyway but this Cuenca stuff is irrelevant I am sure.

:pray: Lets hope your logic is correct

[KSE Comedy Club]

They both haven't been playing though. I mean I am not saying it will happen anyway but this Cuenca stuff is irrelevant I am sure.

I was gonna say the same.

Barca have been coping well enough without either of them so I don't see it as relevant tbh.

[Maestro]

Doubt they will allow member pictures posted publically.


:haha:

gw may get sued for using the image without permission

[Traxion]

Spuds deal for Damaio is off.......for shame.... lol :haha:

From South American football writer Tim Vickery: "Internacional director of football Marcelo Medeiros has told Globo Esporte that Leandro Damiao will not be joining Tottenham today. ""The numbers were below our expectations," he said, adding that the Tottenham bid was susbstantially lower than the £20million reported in the English media.

[KSE Comedy Club]

http://goonersoutlet.info/2013/01/breaking-barcelona-accept-arsenals-15-5m-bid-for-david-villa/

:popcorn:

[Traxion]

Spuds have less striking option than we do.... Do you reckon we could persuade them to take Gervinho?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

How many transfer windows are they going to fail on getting Damiao?

[Traxion]

It sounds like he offers them a plan B option.... sort of like a Brazilian Kevin Davies lol!

[LDG]

Lager beer :bow:

[Maestro]

How many transfer windows are they going to fail on getting Damiao?

i think this is the 3rd one in a row

[Marc Overmars]

http://goonersoutlet.info/2013/01/breaking-barcelona-accept-arsenals-15-5m-bid-for-david-villa/

:popcorn:

That's not even :popcorn: worthy.

Someone has made that up on the spot.

[BlindFaith_8]

"QPR shouldnt be paying massaive wages when you only get 18000 people"

"I don't wanna spend their money really, I gotta be honest with ya"

"I don't really wanna see the owners have their pants taken down like they have done in the past"


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zK-5E34wo4Y

:haha:

[Cripps_orig]

Have we signed anyone yet?

[Maestro]

Have we signed anyone yet?

yes Nacho Man

[Niall_Quinn]

Have we signed anyone yet?

No. Best bet so far is we sign a thin let back. Plus several David Villas have joined over the course of the day.

[LDG]

Best crack open another one.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Best crack open another one.

##

:letters:

[Marc Overmars]

Well I'm off to play football. See you all on the other side.

#pray4villa.

[Özim]

No. Best bet so far is we sign a thin let back. Plus several David Villas have joined over the course of the day.
Do we support the one in the middle?

[Özim]

Well I'm off to play football. See you all on the other side.

#pray4villa.
I know they're trouble, but I don't care if they get relegated to be honest.

[Injury Time]

one Best open another crack.
You old dog you ##

[LDG]

Well I'm off to play football. See you all on the other side.

#pray4villa.

David? :unsure:

[GP]

You old dog you ##

:coney:

[Özim]

I've just seen the smoke lads, must be the famous Wenger smokescreen on it's way into town!

[LDG]

:coney:

:haha:

[LDG]

I've just seen the smoke lads, must be the famous Wenger smokescreen on it's way into town!

Was it drifting over the bottle bank?

[Niall_Quinn]

No news of any deadwood being shifted then? Did Squillaci go in the end or is he still haunting the place? Did either of the two fatties piss off? Anyone in for Nik?

[Niall_Quinn]

Fee agreed for Nacho Man.

[milla]

No news of any deadwood being shifted then? Did Squillaci go in the end or is he still haunting the place? Did either of the two fatties piss off? Anyone in for Nik?

Sir Nik is here to stay :coffee:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

N_Q is in the studio next to Simon Jordan. :lol:

[Niall_Quinn]

Shitface is chatting up the feminine looking gentleman in the studio now.

[Maestro]

Shitface is chatting up the feminine looking gentleman in the studio now.

did you get the list of non-approved words?

[Özim]

Was it drifting over the bottle bank?
No it bottled it and went down littlebitsharpness lane instead

[Niall_Quinn]

did you get the list of non-approved words?

Indeed I did my fine fellow.

[Niall_Quinn]

did you get the list of non-approved words?

Shitface is a traditional Scottish name, just in case you were wondering.

[Syn]

So you pathetic, pea-brained losers - have we all taken our stance on whether this Monreal is going to be one of your favourites or a villain? Better decide quick and announce it just after it's official for maximum attention. x

[Traxion]

Shitface is a traditional Scottish name, just in case you were wondering.

Clamburger being a traditional irish name!

[Maestro]

Odemwingie is stiil in the building at QPR

QPR staff little bit baffled and embarassed. Looks like he's refusing to leave, Jenas is claiming political asylum at QPR offices

[Xhaka Can’t]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BB9me3fCEAEkos2.jpg

Still :haha:

[Traxion]

So you pathetic, pea-brained losers - have we all taken our stance on whether this Monreal is going to be one of your favourites or a villain? Better decide quick and announce it just after it's official for maximum attention. x

Sounds like he can defend so he wont fit in and will be seen as an outcast

[Maestro]

Odemwingie has left the building at QPR

QPR staff little bit baffled and embarassed. Looks like he was refusing to leave, Jenas is claiming political asylum at QPR offices

[Niall_Quinn]

Crroknapp is obviously running an open shop this transfer window. All comers accepted. Just a coincidence twitch the chairman is at the middle of it.

[BlindFaith_8]

Peter Odemwinge turns up univited to Loftus Road without the permission of WBA who are absolutley peeved off. I've always been a fan of this guy, very slick and knows how to score goals, would have been a sweet deal for us if we don't buy another striker which is highly likely, could have got him for a snip at £5 Mill?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Simon Jordan calls it like it is, on QPR and Samba.

And he would know.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Peter Odemwinge turns up univited to Loftus Road without the permission of WBA who are absolutley peeved off. I've always been a fan of this guy, very slick and knows how to score goals, would have been a sweet deal for us if they don't get a striker in which is likely, could have got him for a snip at £5 Mill?

He'll be turning up at every stadium in the city I imagine.

[GP]

http://i1199.photobucket.com/albums/aa469/kasper36/Newcastle%20United%20FC%20-%20The%20Animated%20Series/qpr.gif

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Jim White on Simon Jordan: I think I feel your tongue in my cheek.

:blink:

[Xhaka Can’t]

He'll be turning up at every stadium in the city I imagine.

He's trying to get on MOe's team as we speak/post.

[Traxion]

http://i1199.photobucket.com/albums/aa469/kasper36/Newcastle%20United%20FC%20-%20The%20Animated%20Series/qpr.gif

:haha:

[Niall_Quinn]

Okay, the painted bloke seems to have balls. What's he doing in a football studio? Meanwhile Shitface just wants to stick his tongue in his mouth. Surely somebody will shag him before the night is out? Don't just leave him there begging.

[Maestro]

http://i1199.photobucket.com/albums/aa469/kasper36/Newcastle%20United%20FC%20-%20The%20Animated%20Series/qpr.gif


:haha:

[BlindFaith_8]

Simon is a a clever business man, but was a pathetic football chariman, he tells it how it is though.. Met him once in Puerto Banus when he was coming down from his huge Yacht where I think he lives, funny enough I also met the owner of hearts in a kaunus hotel last year, a very shady guy indeed and had about 4 foot nothing, he was escorted by 4 massive security guys plus he a limo in fron iof himm and one behind him. probably scared about the Edinburgh ultras from hearts getting hold of him.

[GP]

Simon is a a clever business man, but was a pathetic football chariman, he tells it how it is though.. Met him once in Puerto Banus when he was coming down from his huge Yacht where I think he lives, funny enough I also met the owner of hearts in a kaunus hotel last year, a very shady guy indeed and had about 4 foot nothing, he was escorted by 4 massive security guys plus he a limo in fron iof himm and one behind him. probably scared about the Edinburgh ultras from hearts getting hold of him.


That definitely never happened.

[Niall_Quinn]

Rosie

http://i1035.photobucket.com/albums/a433/qwerty12343/fat-dog.jpg

[Xhaka Can’t]

Terry, you know what to say.

[Xhaka Can’t]

That definitely never happened.

That's Terry's materal!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Rosie

http://i1035.photobucket.com/albums/a433/qwerty12343/fat-dog.jpg

Fackin' Chairman feeding her!

[Boss]

Defending? Nacho problem tbh.

Good to see us fix a problem area :bow: :bow:

One more and it will be splafftastic.

[Niall_Quinn]

Latest... Wumger caught sabotaging the fax machine.

[Traxion]

Rosie

http://i1035.photobucket.com/albums/a433/qwerty12343/fat-dog.jpg

Sign it up, Got to move quicker than Merts at present!

[BlindFaith_8]

Simon is a a clever business man, but was a pathetic football chariman, he tells it how it is though.. Met him once in Puerto Banus when he was coming down from his huge Yacht where I think he lives, funny enough I also met the owner of hearts in a kaunus hotel last year, a very shady guy indeed and had about 4 foot nothing, he was escorted by 4 massive security guys plus he a limo in fron iof himm and one behind him. probably scared about the Edinburgh ultras from hearts getting hold of him.

Scouts Honour.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

N_Q says Odemwhingie. :lol:

[Injury Time]

Rosie

http://i1035.photobucket.com/albums/a433/qwerty12343/fat-dog.jpg
Rosie looks innocent as the tax man asks where the cash is hidden...

[Injury Time]

Scouts Honour.
Peado :sulk:

[GP]

Brek Shea looks confused as fuck :lol:

[Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie]

Peado :sulk:

It's paedo not peado

[GP]

It's paedo not peado

Is that what it said on the register?

[Grebbo]

Scouts Honour.

What we're you doing in Kaunus btw?

Did Simon Jordan lose all his wealth or is he still loaded?

[Injury Time]

Is that what it said on the register?
I'll set em up, you cover the ****s in petrol :good:

[BlindFaith_8]

Is that what it said on the register?

I was there on a business trip. The best looking women with so many Univeristies in the city. The nigth clubs were small but full of beautiful blondes. Very cheap booze and good people in general.

I believe Simon J lost a lot of his wealth during the market crash, but I'm sure he's got a few million in liquid assets hidden in Zurich or Monaco.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

The Norwich fans! :haha:

[Injury Time]

I was there on a business trip. The best looking women with so many Univeristies in the city. The nigth clubs were small but full of beautiful blondes. Very cheap booze and good people in general.

I believe Simon J lost a lot of his wealth during the market crash, but I'm sure he's got a few million in liquid assets hidden in Zurich or Monaco.
univeristies & nigth clubs ftw

[GP]

http://i.imgur.com/LWPNqNG.jpg

[BlindFaith_8]

The poor fucks had been under communist rule for so many years, so when the iron curtain feel, biy are they making up for lost time. I promise I travel every where in eastern europe from Estonia to Latvia, Romania and Hunagry and the women in Lithuania are stunning, apparantley in the capital vilnuis there even more clubs and ass.

[Kano]

I was there on a business trip. The best looking women with so many Univeristies in the city. The nigth clubs were small but full of beautiful blondes. Very cheap booze and good people in general.

I believe Simon J lost a lot of his wealth during the market crash, but I'm sure he's got a few million in liquid assets hidden in Zurich or Monaco.
that definitely never happened.

[GP]

that definitely never happened.

:bow:

[BlindFaith_8]

I can send you my Ryan Air confirmation flight and hotel revervation. I travel on business as a European Director of for Telecom Sales and have done for the past 5 years.

[Kano]

I can send you my Ryan Air confirmation flight and hotel revervation.
that will definitely never happen.

[Master Splinter]

http://news.arseblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/deadlineday-460x250.jpg

:haha: :haha:

Can't believe this got no attention.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Lots of Villa fans there. :lol:

[LDG]

Lots of Villa fans there. :lol:

So he is on his way then?

[Grebbo]

The poor fucks had been under communist rule for so many years, so when the iron curtain feel, biy are they making up for lost time. I promise I travel every where in eastern europe from Estonia to Latvia, Romania and Hunagry and the women in Lithuania are stunning, apparantley in the capital vilnuis there even more clubs and ass.

My gf is Lithuanian :lol:

Lithuanian women seem to either be hot or ugly... There's no in between.

(No she's not ugly)

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

My gf is Lithuanian :lol:

Lithuanian women seem to either be hot or ugly... There's no in between.

(No she's not ugly)
Everyone thinks they have the prettiest girlfriend at home.

[LDG]

My gf is Lithuanian :lol:

Lithuanian women seem to either be hot or ugly... There's no in between.

(No she's not ugly)

Somewhere in between then?

[Grebbo]

Everyone thinks they have the prettiest girlfriend at home.

I don't :lol:

[Xhaka Can’t]

Everyone thinks they have the prettiest girlfriend at home.

:lol:

[GP]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5l3oUUUzOxE