Friday's press conference

[Flavs]

Yes there is a conference on Friday.

What i would like to see is the music from the start of the x-factor/that redman song playing, all the lights dim, just a long enough pause as the music grows quiet...footsteps.....a door opening....Arsene Wenger...followed by Karim Benzema....followed by Moussa Sissokho....followed by the giant frame of Chris Samba.....followed by Gervinho.

Wenger aproaches the stand and gives the finger to the lips "shhhhhhhh" sign, he holds up a board, we squint to read it, it says....Rosicky, Denilson, Eboue, Clichy, bendtner all have gone.

Wenger then points to his new guys, gives a thumbs up to them and then simply utters "fuck the haters" and walks away, back into the private rooms...

[Joker]

He'll probably come out with the usual "we're operating a self sustaining business" and stress that we won't spend beyond our means. On the question of Cesc, he'll say he's under contract so he's not for sale without all sides agreeing. On players coming in, Wenger will tell the media that if we sign anyone, they'll be the first to know. He'll probably bemoan City and Chelsea distorting the market, and will tell us that we can't spend £100M on Messi, even though no one has asked him to.

In other words, nothing that we haven't heard before.

[LDG]

He'll be singing.

Go compare! Go compare!
Some unknown shite, at the right price at Go compare!
And we'll accept offers to fill our coffers!
But we'll still buy shite when we go to Go compare!

GO COMPAAAARREEEE!!

Then he'll walk out.

[Flavs]

or maybe just walk and delivery a Ving Rhames "fuck y'all" and just walk off....

[selassie]

He'll probably come out with the usual "we're operating a self sustaining business" and stress that we won't spend beyond our means. On the question of Cesc, he'll say he's under contract so he's not for sale without all sides agreeing. On players coming in, Wenger will tell the media that if we sign anyone, they'll be the first to know. He'll probably bemoan City and Chelsea distorting the market, and will tell us that we can't spend £100M on Messi, even though no one has asked him to.

In other words, nothing that we haven't heard before.

Spot On.

[Ollie the Optimist]

Yes there is a conference on Friday.

What i would like to see is the music from the start of the x-factor/that redman song playing, all the lights dim, just a long enough pause as the music grows quiet...footsteps.....a door opening....Arsene Wenger...followed by Karim Benzema....followed by Moussa Sissokho....followed by the giant frame of Chris Samba.....followed by Gervinho.

Wenger aproaches the stand and gives the finger to the lips "shhhhhhhh" sign, he holds up a board, we squint to read it, it says....Rosicky, Denilson, Eboue, Clichy, bendtner all have gone.

Wenger then points to his new guys, gives a thumbs up to them and then simply utters "fuck the haters" and walks away, back into the private rooms...

i actually laughed loudly there. taht would be so awesome if he did

[IBK]

Since when did we ever have a momentus press conference? I expect the usual b/s.

[Injury Time]

Duet with Tinchie Stryder "spaceship", Arsene with beanie hat and dodgy 'tash well that or mumbling something about being patient

[Toronto Gooner]

I would like him to say that in response to the complaints from fans, the club has decided to produce an Apprentice reality programme. The 6 loudest, most obnoxious letter/e-mail writers have been chosen to undertake the task of developing a championship and CL winning squad through transfers and development. Their efforts will be reviewed and graded by Alex Ferguson and Jose Mourinho (to ensure impartiality), and then run through Football Manager. The winner will receive a lifetime of seasons tickets to Stoke City.

[Fats]

Hopefully that he is resigning