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Niall_Quinn
04-07-2013, 06:30 PM
Are you really already moaning about signing a proven goal scorer? Fucking hell

Will need to see the holes in his hands before I believe he's been signed.

Cripps_orig
04-07-2013, 08:32 PM
Again though it doesn't tell the whole story as you don't know where players get their chances, he's largely a goalpoacher.

I'm only going by what I've seen in la liga and the CL.

He didn't have the best of seasons IMO but I wouldn't say no to him coming.

Widely regarded as the best natural Argentinian player in Spain.

GP
04-07-2013, 09:13 PM
West Brom to sign Anelka. :lol:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v37suDoylik&feature=player_embedded

He looks thrilled.

Özim
04-07-2013, 09:14 PM
Are you really already moaning about signing a proven goal scorer? Fucking hell
Who's moaning, just commenting on what I saw of him last season.

Besides we've only signed a kid so far.

Özim
04-07-2013, 09:16 PM
He didn't have the best of seasons IMO but I wouldn't say no to him coming.

Widely regarded as the best natural Argentinian player in Spain.
I agree with this, I think he was very good in previous seasons, just really commenting on what I saw of him last season when maybe he was lacking confidence.

Master Splinter
05-07-2013, 05:33 AM
MS :rose:

was the only thing keeping him going!

Once again we haggle over a few pennies and miss out on an amazing player. Linked with him for three years and we can't even complete a deal. In a matter of just days, Spurs have snapped up Paul Eno and Liverpool have bought loads of players and West Brom brought in a quality striker and we look like mugs again. This club is joke, Gazidick is a **** and Weng**** is a **** too.

My life is shit. Weng**** has ruined it.

If we don't buy players we never had any intention of buying, I'll kill myself. Or alternatively, post passive-aggressively on Arsenal matters for the rest of my days and even let this pathetic anger seep into every other subject I discuss despite the irrelevance.

Wenger is the w*rst.

LDG
05-07-2013, 05:56 AM
Once again we haggle over a few pennies and miss out on an amazing player. Linked with him for three years and we can't even complete a deal. In a matter of just days, Spurs have snapped up Paul Eno and Liverpool have bought loads of players and West Brom brought in a quality striker and we look like mugs again. This club is joke, Gazidick is a **** and Weng**** is a **** too.

My life is shit. Weng**** has ruined it.

If we don't buy players we never had any intention of buying, I'll kill myself. Or alternatively, post passive-aggressively on Arsenal matters for the rest of my days and even let this pathetic anger seep into every other subject I discuss despite the irrelevance.

Wenger is the w*rst.


So's your face.

PGFC
05-07-2013, 07:21 AM
So, no Rooney then, phew.

Munchies
05-07-2013, 11:40 AM
Reports that Mourinho is going to sell Demba Ba

Swap for Giroud ? :violin:

GP
05-07-2013, 11:41 AM
Reports that Mourinho is going to sell Demba Ba

Swap for Giroud ? :violin:

Why bother? He's no better.

Özim
05-07-2013, 11:51 AM
Reports that Mourinho is going to sell Demba Ba

Swap for Giroud ? :violin:
Mourinho is no fool :lol:

Demba Ba is a better finisher and Mourinho would never want a player like Giroud.

Lord Nelson
05-07-2013, 11:54 AM
Once again we haggle over a few pennies and miss out on an amazing player. Linked with him for three years and we can't even complete a deal. In a matter of just days, Spurs have snapped up Paul Eno and Liverpool have bought loads of players and West Brom brought in a quality striker and we look like mugs again. This club is joke, Gazidick is a **** and Weng**** is a **** too.

My life is shit. Weng**** has ruined it.

If we don't buy players we never had any intention of buying, I'll kill myself. Or alternatively, post passive-aggressively on Arsenal matters for the rest of my days and even let this pathetic anger seep into every other subject I discuss despite the irrelevance.

Wenger is the w*rst.

Dont worry! Higi is coming home baby!

http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/articles/486850/20130705/arsenal-transfer-news-gonzalo-higuain-sign-24.htm

Cripps_orig
05-07-2013, 12:09 PM
Reports that Mourinho is going to sell Demba Ba

Swap for Giroud ? :violin:
Would be brilliant but will never happen.

Bs is awesome.

Cripps_orig
05-07-2013, 12:13 PM
Mourinho is no fool :lol:

Demba Ba is a better finisher and Mourinho would never want a player like Giroud.

Pretty much.

Ridiculous how we went for Giroud instead of Ba.

Master Splinter
05-07-2013, 12:25 PM
Ba shows how good he is by getting hauled off to Russia. Seems he's just as awesome as Arshavin was.

Cripps_orig
05-07-2013, 12:28 PM
Ba shows how good he is by getting hauled off to Russia. Seems he's just as awesome as Arshavin was.

Eto'o is a bit shit as well isn't he?

GP
05-07-2013, 12:29 PM
Ba shows how good he is by getting hauled off to Russia. Seems he's just as awesome as Arshavin was.

Ba was just mismanaged tbh.

:haha:

Cripps_orig
05-07-2013, 03:14 PM
DAVID MOYES'S NEWS CONFERENCE
More from David Moyes on Wayne Rooney: "Wayne Rooney will not be sold by Manchester United. We have spoken several times and what has happened before has gone now.

"We are working together now. I have seen a bit of a glint in his eye. He looks very happy and looks as if he's going to knuckle down."

1606:
DAVID MOYES'S NEWS CONFERENCE
David Moyes: "All I can do is do what David Moyes has done before. I'll continue the traditions of the club. I am very fortunate that I am taking over the champions of England and I do hope that I can do a great job here in time."

BREAKING NEWS
David Moyes says Wayne Rooney is not for sale.

"He's a Manchester United player and will remain a Manchester United player," he says.

"I have known Wayne since he was 16, when he was at Everton. It is a little bit of deja vu. He is training really well, he is coming back in good shape and I am looking forward to working with him."

There goes the dream

Niall_Quinn
05-07-2013, 04:39 PM
Great news, now can we all get back to hating the ****?

And Rooney.

fakeyank
05-07-2013, 05:49 PM
Ba?! :lol:

Think he is a good striker but not in any way better than Giroud. Part of me doesnt want to see him just coz of his irritating celebration of praying every time he scores. It's as bad as Bale's heart sign!

Cripps_orig
05-07-2013, 05:58 PM
He's far better than Giroud.

And a better celebration as well

:bow:

Letters
05-07-2013, 06:04 PM
WUM template #25971 - Post the complete opposite of the previous poster:yawn:

Cripps_orig
05-07-2013, 06:23 PM
Been saying it all season :doh:

Letters
05-07-2013, 06:31 PM
You've been praising his celebration all season?

:coffee:

Cripps_orig
05-07-2013, 06:31 PM
You'be been praising his celebration all season?

:coffee:
Yes

:coffee:

Shaqiri Is Boss
05-07-2013, 06:33 PM
He has tbf.

He's a lot of things, but he is consistent.

Letters
05-07-2013, 06:33 PM
Nah.

Cripps_orig
05-07-2013, 06:34 PM
He has tbf.

He's a lot of things, but he is consistent.
Thank you.

Letters, I accept your apology.

Lets say no more of it

Letters
05-07-2013, 06:36 PM
Thank you.

Letters, I accept your apology.

Lets say no more of it
That's fine. If you could just post some links to your posts all season praising his celebration.

It's OK. I can wait for you to go back and edit a load of old posts.

Cripps_orig
05-07-2013, 06:37 PM
That's fine. If you could just post some links to your posts all season praising his celebration.

It's OK. I can wait for you to go back and edit a load of old posts.
I don't have to.

SIB just backed me up :good:

But if you want to prolong your humiliation

http://www.goonersweb.co.uk/forum/showthread.php?t=1797&page=58

Letters
05-07-2013, 06:41 PM
:pal:

GP
05-07-2013, 07:05 PM
It's not even an original celebration...

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/11/10/article-1084563-0018F7B100000258-765_468x300.jpg

Özil's Panoramic View
05-07-2013, 07:06 PM
Been a bit busy over the last 24hrs.

Higuain, has he signed yet?

Cripps_orig
05-07-2013, 07:08 PM
Been a bit busy over the last 24hrs.

Higuain, has he signed yet?
No news today

KSE Comedy Club
05-07-2013, 07:15 PM
So no medical then?

Lol. What a surprise.

Niall_Quinn
05-07-2013, 07:17 PM
So no medical then?

Lol. What a surprise.

No, apparently Madrid want more money for him now. Plus he's staying at Madrid. And he's joining us today. And we're signing Rooney who will also be staying at Utd. Don't you even read the newspapers?

KSE Comedy Club
05-07-2013, 07:55 PM
No, apparently Madrid want more money for him now. Plus he's staying at Madrid. And he's joining us today. And we're signing Rooney who will also be staying at Utd. Don't you even read the newspapers?

:haha:

There really is no point in having news anymore. Most of it is made up bullshit

Letters
05-07-2013, 08:03 PM
:haha:

There really is no point in having news anymore. Most of it is made up bullshit
Apart from Goal.com, obviously.

Özil's Panoramic View
05-07-2013, 08:05 PM
And ITKs on Twitter also.

KSE Comedy Club
05-07-2013, 08:08 PM
Apart from Goal.com, obviously.

Oh yes, that's true.

It's the holy grail of transfer talk

Niall_Quinn
05-07-2013, 08:19 PM
Don't know why we just don't create our own rumours, we'd be a lot happier. At least until reality set in. But it's a reality we're used to anyway so we should do it.


Biglia seen at Arsenal airport. Source: GW

Cripps_orig
05-07-2013, 08:20 PM
Don't know why we just don't create our own rumours, we'd be a lot happier. At least until reality set in. But it's a reality we're used to anyway so we should do it.

Lazio :pal:

milla
05-07-2013, 08:43 PM
No, apparently Madrid want more money for him now. Plus he's staying at Madrid. And he's joining us today. And we're signing Rooney who will also be staying at Utd. Don't you even read the newspapers?

Wumger :bow:

Master Splinter
05-07-2013, 09:11 PM
Biglia's coming home :bow:.

We have our Arsenal back.

Kano
05-07-2013, 11:16 PM
confirmed.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2013/jul/05/wayne-rooney-manchester-united-david-moyes

looks like ollie was right. utd were waiting for the right moment to sell and now the big wheel of transfers can kick into motion.

long live twitter.

wayne and higwayne will be here by wednesday.

Cripps_orig
05-07-2013, 11:22 PM
Twitter :haha:

She Wore A Yellow Ribbon
05-07-2013, 11:40 PM
confirmed.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2013/jul/05/wayne-rooney-manchester-united-david-moyes

looks like ollie was right. utd were waiting for the right moment to sell and now the big wheel of transfers can kick into motion.

long live twitter.

wayne and higwayne will be here by wednesday.

where's wollie :haha:

Syn
06-07-2013, 09:35 AM
Dortmund steal somebody that Liverpool were supposed to get. Lol just lol at lollerpool.

KSE Comedy Club
06-07-2013, 01:53 PM
So.....6 days into the window and all we've done is sign some crock on a free.

Wow, just wow.

Deals for cesar and higuain that were supposedly being tied up during June have failed to materialise and there is plenty of contradicting reports about the latter.

Fucking pathetic.

The work should have been done and the fee paid ready to announce the new signings on the openong day of the window as a huge sign of intent.

Instead, once again, it's groundhog day.

Just fuck off.

Ralpheroo72
06-07-2013, 02:16 PM
All the 'we can compete shite' is just that. Gazidis is an incompetent fool. Incapable of closing a deal, and selling the vision (which we don't have). Other clubs just go for players, show ambition, and sign them up. Heck Swansea look more attractive, and sign players. This close season is panning out as expected, cue the half decent type start, followed by apocalyptic collapse come January. Yay us!

Syn
06-07-2013, 02:17 PM
All the 'we can compete shite' is just that. Gazidis is an incompetent fool. Incapable of closing a deal, and selling the vision (which we don't have). Other clubs just go for players, show ambition, and sign them up. Heck Swansea look more attractive, and sign players. This close season is panning out as expected, cue the half decent type start, followed by apocalyptic collapse come January. Yay us!

Pretty much bro. Just makes your blood boil doesn't it?

GP
06-07-2013, 02:21 PM
:haha:

Master Splinter
06-07-2013, 03:49 PM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/23210189

Sunderland sign Jozy 'Emile William Ivanhoe' Altidore from AZ Alkmaar.

The spirit of MON lives on there.

JonasTC
06-07-2013, 08:00 PM
dno if its been mentioned yet, but i just read in danish media, that we are offering around 15mil + ramsey for fellaini

Injury Time
06-07-2013, 08:03 PM
dno if its been mentioned yet, but i just read in danish media, that we are offering around 15mil + ramsey for fellaini
Us selling Aaron "Wenger is my dad" Ramsay, um no chance.

Cripps_orig
06-07-2013, 09:03 PM
dno if its been mentioned yet, but i just read in danish media, that we are offering around 15mil + ramsey for fellaini

Would love for this to be true

Cripps_orig
06-07-2013, 11:10 PM
Arsenal and Chelsea remain interested in Manchester United striker Wayne Rooney, 27, while both have also made enquiries about Liverpool striker Luis Suarez, 26.
Full story: Sunday Mirror


Suarez over Rooney.

Wouldn't mind either though.

Özim
07-07-2013, 11:40 AM
Looks like other clubs getting ready to sign up Cesar:

http://www.football-italia.net/36117/julio-cesar-napoli-de-sanctis-roma

http://www.express.co.uk/sport/football/412151/Barcelona-to-rival-Arsenal-for-QPR-keeper-Julio-Cesar

This looks like another summer of f*ckups by Mr Wenger and co.

gunnerrrrr
07-07-2013, 11:48 AM
Wislshire like a new signing
Diaby like a new signing
Buying Higuian will kill Giroud
Buying Fellani would tear apart the time continume.

You heard it hear first.......another royale summer of fcuk up by Wenger and Gadizis aka the ****.

Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie
07-07-2013, 11:56 AM
Would love for this to be true

It's too good to be true, getting Fellaini and giving them in return the worst midfielder to have played for Arsenal in twenty years.

Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie
07-07-2013, 11:58 AM
Looks like other clubs getting ready to sign up Cesar:

http://www.football-italia.net/36117/julio-cesar-napoli-de-sanctis-roma

http://www.express.co.uk/sport/football/412151/Barcelona-to-rival-Arsenal-for-QPR-keeper-Julio-Cesar

This looks like another summer of f*ckups by Mr Wenger and co.

Couldn't care less if we sign a goalkeeper or not to be honest....Julio Cesar would be a waste of time, he's not going to want to sit on the bench.

Niall_Quinn
07-07-2013, 02:10 PM
Have we signed Rooney yet?

This has to be one of their biggest WUMs yet, Rooney! Guess they are saving Messi up for 2014.

Özim
07-07-2013, 02:34 PM
Couldn't care less if we sign a goalkeeper or not to be honest....Julio Cesar would be a waste of time, he's not going to want to sit on the bench.
He wouldn't sit on the bench, he'd replace Chesney who was sh*t last season to be fair.

Cripps_orig
07-07-2013, 08:19 PM
GW legend Grant Holt on his way to Wigan.

Slow news day

Syn
07-07-2013, 10:30 PM
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/teams/liverpool/10165346/Arsenal-rebuffed-after-audacious-30m-offer-for-Liverpool-striker-Luis-Suarez.html

What the fuck, just give the £30m for Higuain or Rooney you dickheads.

Syn
07-07-2013, 10:35 PM
The Times: http://www.thetimes.co.uk/tto/sport/football/premierleague/article3810631.ece

Asthmatic Kitty
07-07-2013, 10:38 PM
The conspiracy theory might suggest Arsenal made their move to nudge Real Madrid, who have been focusing on Suárez, into completing negotiations with the London club for Gonzalo Higuaín.

http://thegoonermonkey.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/arsene-wenger-manages-a-smile-pic-getty-899923891.jpg

Cripps_orig
07-07-2013, 10:52 PM
£30m :haha:

gunnerrrrr
07-07-2013, 11:00 PM
Call me a cynic but the £30m offer to me seems like a plause to appease the fans when its becomes clear that we wont sign any more players this summers.

Wenger and Co. will come out with "we made big offers" etc knowing full well that Liverpool were never going to sell Suaraz for £30m, let alone to Arsenal.

GP
07-07-2013, 11:13 PM
Call me a cynic but the £30m offer to me seems like a plause to appease the fans when its becomes clear that we wont sign any more players this summers.

Wenger and Co. will come out with "we made big offers" etc knowing full well that Liverpool were never going to sell Suaraz for £30m, let alone to Arsenal.

No.

It's a kick up the arse to real madrid. A really, really obvious one.

Kano
07-07-2013, 11:40 PM
if that is the case, and the media know, and we know it, surely madrid know it to so it loses affect. they'd also know £30m for suarez couldn't be serious bid as they know the market rate and may well have sounded out suarez agent for valuations already.

i don't get this story. much like the ancelotti signing off bollocks it proved to be.

Özil's Panoramic View
07-07-2013, 11:52 PM
Us?

£30 mil?

:haha:

Cripps_orig
08-07-2013, 12:41 AM
Call me a cynic but the £30m offer to me seems like a plause to appease the fans when its becomes clear that we wont sign any more players this summers.

Wenger and Co. will come out with "we made big offers" etc knowing full well that Liverpool were never going to sell Suaraz for £30m, let alone to Arsenal.

Pretty much

Ralpheroo72
08-07-2013, 02:03 AM
Trabelsi bendtner swap deal mooted

Thierrymon
08-07-2013, 03:05 AM
That Suarez bid seems to have angered the guys at Red and White kop :lol:

-Xs-
08-07-2013, 03:26 AM
Considering we are still being linked with every man and his dog, I'm going to maintain my belief that, whilst there is no smoke without fire, our fire burns very cheaply and haggling over comparatively little amounts, despite all the faux bravado from Gazidis, will see another disappointing transfer summer.

Marc Overmars
08-07-2013, 07:19 AM
Time for Suarez to come home.

selassie
08-07-2013, 07:55 AM
*SIGHS*

So the Suarez bid pretty much confirms that we do not want to pay Madrid what they want for Higuain/they won't accept a penny less than their valuation of him. Seems a bit childish from both sides but we are where we are.

Aside from Higuain, I really don't see any other viable options, We are not going to sign Rooney or Suarez so who else is available?

I'll say one thing, our need for a top class Centre forward is very big and we shouldn't forget that, if we are what 4 or 5 million apart in our bid/Real's valuation for Higuain should we not just bite the bullet, pay the fee and move on to strenghtening other areas of the team?

selassie
08-07-2013, 08:00 AM
Call me a cynic but the £30m offer to me seems like a plause to appease the fans when its becomes clear that we wont sign any more players this summers.

Wenger and Co. will come out with "we made big offers" etc knowing full well that Liverpool were never going to sell Suaraz for £30m, let alone to Arsenal.

Yeah I am kind of leaning towards that too. I geniunely think we are prepared to spend big but as usual it has to fit into our "flawed" approach of paying what we believe is the "right price", which more often than not tends to be quite a bit below the current "market price".

A lot of these big money offers we have put in tend to be "take it or leave it" type offers, in the sense that we put in an offer and then appear to walk away if the offer is rejected. This trend has been present for a few years now.

Come September when Sanongo is our only signing, Arsene and Ivan will come out with their customary "we put in big money offers for players but the price is too high"

LDG
08-07-2013, 08:35 AM
What a load of shit (the suarez story)

Must be the heat.

Kano
08-07-2013, 08:39 AM
this is also a terrible buying approach when you are not backed to the hilt with endless pots of cash.

ivan tells the world we have loads of money, the sky is the limit; perez tells his team to keep the price high and rinse arsenal for all the money they can.

seeing as higo has contract until 2016, madrid don't have to sell.

Grebbo
08-07-2013, 09:18 AM
If we have actually bid for Suarez then it makes no sense at all. He's an excellent player but is he that effective in a 4-5-1 formation? I'm not so sure. Pretty sure he played on the wing when they bought Sturridge. No point spending £30m on anything other than an out and out striker.

He's also nuts and despised and on an 8 game ban for biting (doesn't bother me that much but should reduce the price) he also said he wants to leave England, which I can understand, so why would he want to come to us??

Dicks and chicks
08-07-2013, 09:47 AM
anyone think we were behind the 30 million euro bid for stephen el shaarawy bid?

Niall_Quinn
08-07-2013, 09:50 AM
Yeah I am kind of leaning towards that too. I geniunely think we are prepared to spend big but as usual it has to fit into our "flawed" approach of paying what we believe is the "right price", which more often than not tends to be quite a bit below the current "market price".

A lot of these big money offers we have put in tend to be "take it or leave it" type offers, in the sense that we put in an offer and then appear to walk away if the offer is rejected. This trend has been present for a few years now.

Come September when Sanongo is our only signing, Arsene and Ivan will come out with their customary "we put in big money offers for players but the price is too high"

First of all the chances of any of the stuff in the media being true is very low. Whether it's world news, sport even the weather the media almost invariably hypes it, leaves out half the story or gets it completely wrong. And then they just make up shit. The media is the very worst place to go if you want information on which to base an opinion or try to figure out what's happening.

Then there's greed. The transfer window circus has five primary parties. The greedy player. The greedy selling club. The suddenly frugal buying club (city and the chavs excluded because they are comedy teams). The unimaginably greedy and corrupt agent and the hidden parties who have to endorse everything (a euphemism for taking bungs I expect). Aligning all these interests must be difficult at the best of times but if you have four sharks and a lamb at the table it's going to be twice as hard. I can't help getting this impression of our crack negotiating team all dressed in sheep costumes. Our shark, DD, is long gone.

Then there's the philosophy of the club. If you aren't really in it for the football and instead need everything to balance up nicely on paper I guess it's a lot easier to leave it if the numbers don't add up.

If there's any truth at all about Madrid upping the demands I guess they are the villains, greedy bastards who are trying to pile a little more greed on top. Super greedy bastards meets the world's ultimate miser, it's going to be tough to get a deal.

Syn
08-07-2013, 10:39 AM
I'd take Rooney. Not sure if Suarez is worth the hassle though. A lot of baggage. Damaged goods. A lost cause. But he's sooooo dreamy. Maybe we can change him?

Özim
08-07-2013, 10:48 AM
Here we go. 3 pages of tedious bullshit about two players we haven't got a chance in hell of signing.

LDG
08-07-2013, 10:52 AM
At least it's sunny out.

Lucky, because if it wasn't, it would probably be raining.

GP
08-07-2013, 10:56 AM
No bid for Suarez.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/transfer-news/arsenal-transfer-news-arsenal-make-2037847

Özim
08-07-2013, 10:57 AM
At least it's sunny out.

Lucky, because if it wasn't, it would probably be raining.
It could be sunny and raining at the same time though.

McNamara That Ghost...
08-07-2013, 11:03 AM
Let's face it, the journalists are just making stuff up to keep themselved entertained. And by that I mean in a job.

Letters
08-07-2013, 11:26 AM
Whether it's world news, sport even the weather the media almost invariably hypes it, leaves out half the story or gets it completely wrong. And then they just make up shit.
Yeah! They said it was going to be warm and sunny. :sulk:

Niall_Quinn
08-07-2013, 11:40 AM
Yeah! They said it was going to be warm and sunny. :sulk:

How did they do with their global warming hysteria, how did that work out for them?

Letters
08-07-2013, 12:54 PM
How did they do with their global warming hysteria, how did that work out for them?
Quite well

http://www.guardian.co.uk/environment/2013/jan/16/2012-10-warmest-years-on-record

Marc Overmars
08-07-2013, 01:35 PM
Chelsea after John Ruddy. :lol:

Do they not realise Courtois is little bit good?

GP
08-07-2013, 03:19 PM
Guillem Balague ‏@GuillemBalague 13m
David Villa has agreed to join At. Madrid. Six months ago Arsenal tried hard to get him. Not now

Niall_Quinn
08-07-2013, 03:26 PM
Quite well

http://www.guardian.co.uk/environment/2013/jan/16/2012-10-warmest-years-on-record

LOL, the guardian rehashing old and discredited "news" related to rigged figures that have been exposed? Tell the lefties down there to read NASAs latest studies that blow the whole global warming climate change "just give me the fucking tax money already" bullshit out of the water. Why so you always jump to it when somebody criticises the establishment? You related to the queen? How many of their lies does it take before you cotton on?

Same goes for Gazidis and the gang - I'm moaning now rather than later because I have just about enough self respect to avoid waiting for the inevitable.

Dicks and chicks
08-07-2013, 06:23 PM
just signed for Atletico Madrid for £5mil

fuck u Stan Kroenke

JonasTC
08-07-2013, 06:30 PM
Ehh... Madrids president have just been interviewed were he told that they dont wanna get rid of Higuain and they havent recieved any official bids for him yet :s

It could probably be madrid trying to raise the price through media BS, but if madrid have actually recieved any bids i dont think the president would go out and deny it? Wouldnt he spin it in some way like they havent recieved and acceptable offer if they actually have got an offer?

Niall_Quinn
08-07-2013, 06:33 PM
£5mill? Can that be right?

Also, worst thread ever.

Niall_Quinn
08-07-2013, 06:37 PM
I think we probably got confused and made an offer for Suarez instead. Maybe it was PHW's last contribution before he fucks off with the loot. Understandable as Higuan and Suarez's sort all look the same to him.

Özil's Panoramic View
08-07-2013, 07:00 PM
£5mill? Can that be right?

Also, worst thread ever.

GP. :bow:

Like a bauce.

Master Splinter
08-07-2013, 07:21 PM
Spurs got one over us again.

Atletico are a conveyor belt of awlsome strikers going in and out.

Lord Nelson
08-07-2013, 07:29 PM
Ehh... Madrids president have just been interviewed were he told that they dont wanna get rid of Higuain and they havent recieved any official bids for him yet :s

It could probably be madrid trying to raise the price through media BS, but if madrid have actually recieved any bids i dont think the president would go out and deny it? Wouldnt he spin it in some way like they havent recieved and acceptable offer if they actually have got an offer?
We really are not going to sign anyone of quality. The lies continue from Wenger and the Board. It is up to the fans to actually boycott all home games. That is the ONLY way these fuckers will listen.

Niall_Quinn
08-07-2013, 07:50 PM
We really are not going to sign anyone of quality. The lies continue from Wenger and the Board. It is up to the fans to actually boycott all home games. That is the ONLY way these fuckers will listen.

No, they will sell the club to property developers and cash out. They can't lose - except in crunch games on the pitch.

Cripps_orig
08-07-2013, 07:57 PM
Roll on 2014/15 season

Özim
08-07-2013, 08:02 PM
just signed for Atletico Madrid for £5mil

fuck u Stan Kroenke
We were interested but thought it was a better idea to make fantasy bids for Suarez and Higuain, we're just waiting for Ancelotti to confirm it. Plus we'll sign Rooney as well and broadcast it in one major annoucement in a press conference at 7 when the time comes.

Injury Time
08-07-2013, 08:04 PM
Wrong section.
no bid ever made
:blah:
:blah:
:blah:
:blah:
:ilt:

Cripps_orig
08-07-2013, 08:07 PM
How much did those ****s ask when we wanted him?

And then they sell him for much cheaper to another club.

Classic ****ish move.

I blame Real Madrid

Cripps_orig
08-07-2013, 09:58 PM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/23236667

Cheeky bid?

Harland
08-07-2013, 10:09 PM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/23236667

Cheeky bid?

would have been very happy with him normally, but with this whole circus show going on, he does seem a step down from Higuain.

Cripps_orig
08-07-2013, 10:10 PM
Not as good as Higuain no but he'll be cheaper, proven in the league and more importantly pisses on Giroud.

Higuain will never happen.

Marc Overmars
08-07-2013, 10:11 PM
Seems like a bit of a dick move, after only one season.

Still, it's time for Bentekkers to come home.

Harland
08-07-2013, 10:13 PM
Not as good as Higuain no but he'll be cheaper, proven in the league and more importantly pisses on Giroud.

Higuain will never happen.

Not sure how much cheaper he will be, I would think that Villa would value him around 20 mill in which its stupid not to increase that slightly for a much more 'spectacular' signing so as to speak.

Marc Overmars
08-07-2013, 10:14 PM
Wouldn't surprise me if Sperz went for him.

Japan Shaking All Over
08-07-2013, 10:36 PM
they always do

Kano
08-07-2013, 11:02 PM
he said a while ago he'd like to play for us, so put in a £15mill, standard wenfer bid and be done with it.

the guy is obviously a massive prick though and would be gone within a couple of seasons if a success.

Özil's Panoramic View
08-07-2013, 11:31 PM
Benteke is a natural goal poacher who also drops deep at times for great link up play. He was labelled Must Get long before we were ever linked with Higuain and would definitely improve our team along with a few other quality signings in positions already harped on about.

Still a Must Get.

Harland
09-07-2013, 12:34 AM
Benteke is a natural goal poacher who also drops deep at times for great link up play. He was labelled Must Get long before we were ever linked with Higuain and would definitely improve our team along with a few other quality signings in positions already harped on about.

Still a Must Get.

I fully agree, but only if getting him does not affect us getting Higuain.

Or Suarez, or Rooney.

Özil's Panoramic View
09-07-2013, 12:46 AM
I fully agree, but only if getting him does not affect us getting Higuain.

Or Suarez, or Rooney.

Not sure the penny pinching ****s that run the Club are interested in any of those to be honest.

Niall_Quinn
09-07-2013, 12:52 AM
Bentenke won't get a game, he won't start ahead of Higuain and Villa and Ibrahimovic and Rooney and Suarez. Doubt he'll come here.

Özil's Panoramic View
09-07-2013, 01:26 AM
Bentenke won't get a game, he won't start ahead of Higuain and Villa and Ibrahimovic and Rooney and Suarez. Doubt he'll come here.

Biggest contract we're signing this year is that of Wenfer. So, yes, Benteke just might come here.

Harland
09-07-2013, 03:44 AM
Brilliant move by Wenger! Now that everyone is getting weary by the Higuain transfer that most probably won't happen, he decides to throw another exciting name in the loop!

http://gossip.ladyarse.com/arsenal/2013/07/08/exclusive-arsenal-to-meet-with-gareth-barry-tomorrow/


Regular readers of this site know that we rarely claim something as an exclusive and we rarely get information that others don’t have. The stories that we have got as ‘exclusives’ have all turned out to be right [Gervinho’s actual medical, Theo’s new contract terms and announce date, Peter Hill-Wood resigning] and the Adidas deal was correct before Puma came in with a great offer.
I tell you this to try and back up the story we bring you today given that I can’t actual reveal who told me and given this information it is now your choice if you want to believe what follows.
I’d rather not believe it if I’m honest.
According to my source Arsenal are holding a meeting with Manchester City’s Gareth Barry tomorrow [Tuesday] in regards to the midfielder joining us.
I don’t have any more information than that other than when it was first rumoured that we were interested in Barry I sneered at the rumour for a number of reasons.
Of course, meeting him and signing him are two very different things but speaking to some Manchester City people they are of the mind that City want to shift Barry on so he is available.
Just what we would do with a 32 year old lumbering midfielder who is on £100k per week I have no clue.
I’m sure Arsene knows eh?

Here's another link for good measure

http://www.dailystar.co.uk/football/view/325313/

Harland
09-07-2013, 03:50 AM
I think we all know whats going to happen.

Benteke is probably off to Spurs.

Aston Villa will sign Higuain as Benteke's replacement.

Cripps_orig
09-07-2013, 04:55 AM
Schalke midfielder Julian Draxler, 19, has opened the door on a possible move to Arsenal, Chelsea or Manchester City.
Full story: Daily Star


We need an attacking midfielder. He's apparently the next big thing in Germany.

Must Get

Bergkampwonderland10
09-07-2013, 05:48 AM
We need them both tbh - awesome strike pair if you ask me. Been on about Benteke (and Begovic) improving us hugely. Pay the money. If spurs get Benteke, I'll be absolutely gutted. He wont go to Chelsea as they have Lukaku. He's already mentioned us in an interview too. Proven prem striker!

Özil's Panoramic View
09-07-2013, 07:29 AM
Barry. :haha:

Marc Overmars
09-07-2013, 07:34 AM
Gareth fucking Barry. Whoever made that up must be a sick WUM.

Injury Time
09-07-2013, 09:08 AM
Gareth fucking Barry. Whoever made that up must be a sick WUM.
##

LDG
09-07-2013, 09:18 AM
Signing Barry would be like signing Silvestre all over again....accept that we don't have Henry and Cesc anymore.

McNamara That Ghost...
09-07-2013, 09:22 AM
Barry. :haha:

Knew I should have been kinder to him.

Niall_Quinn
09-07-2013, 09:31 AM
The Barry thing is a stroke of genius. Now we'll accept Grant Holt with a huge sigh of relief.

Syn
09-07-2013, 10:00 AM
Good backup. Shrewd move. Fashionable to bash English midfielders but he does a steady job - exactly what you want from a squaddie. We need to add a DM for the first-team as well though.

GP
09-07-2013, 10:51 AM
I kind of agree. Kind of.

Dennis Bendtner
09-07-2013, 10:59 AM
We have Arteta to do a steady (better) job.

selassie
09-07-2013, 11:05 AM
The sad thing is the Barry rumour is probably the most believable and likely of transfer to happen. Honestly what would he offer us? He's slow as f*ck and on the wane, DO NOT WANT.

Özim
09-07-2013, 11:07 AM
Yeah great idea signing a 32 year old midfielder who is well past his best and hasn't performed well since he's been at Man City (since 2009). I agree this is the most believable as he'd be available on the cheap which is the kind of deals we like, hope this is BS though.

Marc Overmars
09-07-2013, 11:28 AM
We don't need anymore squaddies or players to do a 'steady' job. Even if we did it would be better to buy a mid-range young player with room to improve. Not a washed up, limited player like Barry who can't even run anymore.

Go big or go home.

McNamara That Ghost...
09-07-2013, 12:03 PM
Have I ever mentioned Barry is terrible?

I think I'd rather Bendtner was in there, or a yoghurt.

KSE Comedy Club
09-07-2013, 12:04 PM
Gareth Barry is shit, end of.

We dont need another average joe, just 2-3 top quality players.

But once again it looks like we're a contestant on bargain hunt, not a clue what were doing and buying shit that we think looks nice but will actually make a loss.

Words cannot describe how utterly fucking incompetent they are :doh:

Özil's Panoramic View
09-07-2013, 12:17 PM
This smiley :haha: should long ago been rightfully renamed :GarethBarry:

He can never come here.

JonasTC
09-07-2013, 12:25 PM
Its being reported that Bendtner is back to Frankfurt, accepting their offer. Malaga dropped him because of all the problems outside the football field

My thoughts is the idiot didnt care where he went and just wanted the highest money offer (except for staying ofc, since i dont even think arsenal would allow him to show up on the training grounds) and now he's crawling back to the only place that offers him decent money and playing time.

Niall_Quinn
09-07-2013, 12:30 PM
YES!!!! Fantastic transfer window if this is true.

Fist of Lehmann
09-07-2013, 12:33 PM
Its being reported that Bendtner is back to Frankfurt, accepting their offer. Malaga dropped him because of all the problems outside the football field

My thoughts is the idiot didnt care where he went and just wanted the highest money offer (except for staying ofc, since i dont even think arsenal would allow him to show up on the training grounds) and now he's crawling back to the only place that offers him decent money and playing time.

Good. Now piss off out of my club you disgusting cretinous ingrate.

GP
09-07-2013, 12:47 PM
Garret Barry :bow:

Niall_Quinn
09-07-2013, 01:13 PM
Garret Barry :bow:

His one-legged cousin.

Letters
09-07-2013, 01:42 PM
New signings :bow:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lbnkY1tBvMU

Harland
09-07-2013, 03:08 PM
http://www1.skysports.com/football/news/11095/8815172/Liverpool-striker-Luis-Suarez-flattered-by-Arsenal-Chelsea-links

LDG
09-07-2013, 03:11 PM
Well that's gonna please the scousers no end :lol:

GP
09-07-2013, 03:13 PM
Higuain, Suarez, Cesc, Fellaini, Rooney...

What a summer this has been.

Arsene :bow:

Niall_Quinn
09-07-2013, 04:15 PM
Higuain, Suarez, Cesc, Fellaini, Rooney...

What a summer this has been.

Arsene :bow:

Not really, we missed out on Biglia.

Wenger out!

Harland
09-07-2013, 04:21 PM
Higuain, Suarez, Cesc, Fellaini, Rooney...

What a summer this has been.

Arsene :bow:

Think it cant quite measure up to the summer we nearly got Ronaldo tbh.

Master Splinter
09-07-2013, 06:07 PM
Not really, we missed out on Biglia.

Wenger out!

Pretty much.

Shaqiri Is Boss
09-07-2013, 07:17 PM
Chelsea have signed Schwarzer :lol:

Cripps_orig
09-07-2013, 07:19 PM
Decent back up to Cech.

And much better than hilarious and Turnbull

Master Splinter
09-07-2013, 08:05 PM
Everton have signed Alcaraz and Joel in addition to Coney as well. :lol:

Dave Whelan and Bill Kenwright in a swap deal next?

JonasTC
09-07-2013, 09:52 PM
One of my biggest fears for this transfer window is that some of the players we are after, want CL footie and since we're not sure to be in the CL until the end of aug (or the 9th if we draw an easy team) we could be waiting 1½ months before seeing any big names comming in :s

Niall_Quinn
09-07-2013, 10:17 PM
One of my biggest fears for this transfer window is that some of the players we are after, want CL footie and since we're not sure to be in the CL until the end of aug (or the 9th if we draw an easy team) we could be waiting 1½ months before seeing any big names comming in :s

I think you need to expand the scope of your fear. Far more likely is no big names will be coming in at all.

Niall_Quinn
09-07-2013, 10:18 PM
So then, apart from talking about who everyone else is signing, any ideas what we can do on this thread while we wait for the transfer window to close?

KSE Comedy Club
09-07-2013, 10:34 PM
Monkey tennis?

Harland
10-07-2013, 01:31 AM
Monkey tennis?

that's more racist than our soon to be star striker

Munchies
10-07-2013, 10:33 AM
David Villa ended up going to Atletico Madrid for £5m

Suprised Wenger didn't go for him, at this rate, Higuain is more likely to go to Shitty than us

Marc Overmars
10-07-2013, 11:17 AM
Gervinho could be off to Roma. :wave:

server too busy!
10-07-2013, 11:18 AM
Cesar going to Napoli.... :unsure:

Niall_Quinn
10-07-2013, 11:31 AM
Gervinho could be off to Roma. :wave:

Good stuff, just 50 more to go and then we can get the builders in.

McNamara That Ghost...
10-07-2013, 11:33 AM
Gervinho could be off to Roma. :wave:

They could use his head as a replacement for the Sistine Chapel.

Özim
10-07-2013, 12:38 PM
One of my biggest fears for this transfer window is that some of the players we are after, want CL footie and since we're not sure to be in the CL until the end of aug (or the 9th if we draw an easy team) we could be waiting 1½ months before seeing any big names comming in :s
CL deadline is where it's at, doesn't matter a whole lot if we drop a few points at the start of the season, we don't need to start well to get 4th spot.

Don't know what the fuss is all about, there'll be plenty of journeyman available at the end of August.

Niall_Quinn
10-07-2013, 01:40 PM
Who says 8 years of underinvestment and lack of ambition doesn't get results?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2359289/Maxime-Gonalons-decides-stay-Lyon-putting-end-possible-transfer-Arsenal.html

They're just queuing up to join us, aren't they?

Niall_Quinn
10-07-2013, 01:41 PM
Race for Benteke is between the chavs and the spuds according to the Daily Hitler.

Niall_Quinn
10-07-2013, 01:45 PM
Given what we’ve got to spend this summer, wasting any of it on Gareth Barry would be hard to take. If Bender isn’t the guy, find another player in that age-bracket who can do the same job. We have a 30+ player in that position anyway, and the idea that Barry would be in any way an improvement on Arteta is laughable. Plus, it’s impossible to see how the next step from Bender is Barry. It’s like offering to buy a lovely new town-house, with all mod cons, before spending your money on a shack whose floors are littered with the corpses of small, decaying animals with walls smeared with shite and dried sick.

http://arseblog.com/2013/07/jenkinson-talks-new-kit-bendtner-going-horrible-thoughts/


Plus some good info on our best transfer last year, Steve Bould, and a silver lining - in the absence of a serious signing we have a lovely new away kit.

JonasTC
10-07-2013, 02:35 PM
So it should soon be official that Frankfurt is signing Nicklas ****ner, he was photographed at their stadium yesterday, the stupid **** has just been waiting for Arsenal to give in, so Frankfurt will be paying what they offered him and Arsenal will pay the rest, so it matches what he would get at Arsenal for the next year. I really hate this guy.

Letters
10-07-2013, 02:41 PM
Who says 8 years of underinvestment and lack of ambition doesn't get results?
Aye.

Top of the league at this stage for the 8th year in a row

Wenger :bow:

Niall_Quinn
10-07-2013, 02:58 PM
So it should soon be official that Frankfurt is signing Nicklas ****ner, he was photographed at their stadium yesterday, the stupid **** has just been waiting for Arsenal to give in, so Frankfurt will be paying what they offered him and Arsenal will pay the rest, so it matches what he would get at Arsenal for the next year. I really hate this guy.

Most arrogant fuck in the history of world sport, when you compare is shockingly limited talent to his hyper inflated ego. Muhammed Ali was arrogant but his talent matched it. And Ali had a sense of humour, Bendtner seems to believe the bullshit he comes out with about himself. I pity Frankfurt but I'm also pretty pissed at Arsenal for having this turd on the books for so long. Easily one of the biggest losers in football, such a shit we have to pay somebody to take him off our hands - that's how bad he is.

Niall_Quinn
10-07-2013, 03:00 PM
Aye.

Top of the league at this stage for the 8th year in a row

Wenger :bow:

Wenger is trying to get our name changed to Carsenal btw.

Grebbo
10-07-2013, 03:12 PM
Shit I think we're going to sign Barry! Fucking hell

Marc Overmars
10-07-2013, 03:48 PM
That would be an incredible WUM.

You'd have to praise Wenget for that.

Syn
10-07-2013, 03:57 PM
http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/bravo.gif http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/impressed.gif

server too busy!
10-07-2013, 04:00 PM
So it should soon be official that Frankfurt is signing Nicklas ****ner, he was photographed at their stadium yesterday, the stupid **** has just been waiting for Arsenal to give in, so Frankfurt will be paying what they offered him and Arsenal will pay the rest, so it matches what he would get at Arsenal for the next year. I really hate this guy.

I heard the deal is off as he is holding out for Barca.....no jokes

McNamara That Ghost...
10-07-2013, 04:03 PM
Wenger is trying to get our name changed to Carsenal btw.

Honda on the way? Sorry.

Niall_Quinn
10-07-2013, 04:24 PM
Honda on the way? Sorry.

Still trying to get mileage from that one?

Niall_Quinn
10-07-2013, 04:25 PM
Shit I think we're going to sign Barry! Fucking hell

Will be a shame having to boo him all the time if he comes here. But necessary.

Niall_Quinn
10-07-2013, 04:31 PM
Shit I think we're going to sign Barry! Fucking hell

All the stories seem to stem from a (huge sigh of relief) Daily Star article. £4mill fee plus £75K pw for one year with option for second years depending on how incredibly shite the **** is (second year guaranteed then). If there's even the slightest hint of truth in this the most appropriate response would be to burn the stadium down and slaughter the board.

Fist of Lehmann
10-07-2013, 04:46 PM
People didn't want to believe the Sylvestre rumour either.

They were wrong. Terribly wrong.

Dennis Bendtner
10-07-2013, 04:50 PM
I don't see the big issue. The best Bender alternative out there.

Kano
10-07-2013, 04:55 PM
another bender in a midfield full of em.

Dicks and chicks
10-07-2013, 05:32 PM
http://allarsenal.com/wp-content/uploads/suarez-arsenal-shirt-300x168.gif

apparently according to goal.com we are making a 35mil bid for him

Marc Overmars
10-07-2013, 05:34 PM
cool story bro

GP
10-07-2013, 05:35 PM
goal.com :haha:

chicks with dicks :haha:

GayPete :haha:

Niall_Quinn
10-07-2013, 05:39 PM
I don't see the big issue. The best Bender alternative out there.

So many issues it's hard to know where to start.

First there's this claim we have £70mill to spend (yes I know, but just humour me) - I'd assume that fantasy figure is fees and wages. Then you add back the wages of the shit we've managed to flush so far (not nearly enough but something is better than nothing). That's the alleged, supposed, speculated pot we have to work with. Do we want to give Gareth Fucking Barry (GFB) around £4mill of that with another £4mill going to city?

Then there's the message we send. We sell our best players to our rivals and buy cast-off shite from them in return. The cheapskate, selling club tag remains.

He's a shit player, slow, brain dead, a donkey. How does he possibly fit into our style of play. So okay, our style of play is now shite, slow, brain dead but are we finally accepting that's the way we want it by bringing in the likes of GFB, or are we going to try and repair our game?

Yes, he's likely to be cover and not a starter (but let's not give Wenger the opportunity eh?), so why not promote somebody through the squad instead? Far better to give one of our own a chance to play backup than bring in GFB.

Then there's the fact he's an epic ****. I assume no explanation is required on this one.

I'm sure there's more but the above is enough. Benayoun was a laugh, but this isn't even a little bit funny.

Özim
10-07-2013, 05:47 PM
another bender in a midfield full of em.
Not just in midfield either.

Dennis Bendtner
10-07-2013, 05:50 PM
So many issues it's hard to know where to start.

First there's this claim we have £70mill to spend (yes I know, but just humour me) - I'd assume that fantasy figure is fees and wages. Then you add back the wages of the shit we've managed to flush so far (not nearly enough but something is better than nothing). That's the alleged, supposed, speculated pot we have to work with. Do we want to give Gareth Fucking Barry (GFB) around £4mill of that with another £4mill going to city?

Then there's the message we send. We sell our best players to our rivals and buy cast-off shite from them in return. The cheapskate, selling club tag remains.

He's a shit player, slow, brain dead, a donkey. How does he possibly fit into our style of play. So okay, our style of play is now shite, slow, brain dead but are we finally accepting that's the way we want it by bringing in the likes of GFB, or are we going to try and repair our game?

Yes, he's likely to be cover and not a starter (but let's not give Wenger the opportunity eh?), so why not promote somebody through the squad instead? Far better to give one of our own a chance to play backup than bring in GFB.

Then there's the fact he's an epic ****. I assume no explanation is required on this one.

I'm sure there's more but the above is enough. Benayoun was a laugh, but this isn't even a little bit funny.

He's a bender

Niall_Quinn
10-07-2013, 05:52 PM
He's a bender

Still not enough to offset all the negatives I've mentioned.

She Wore A Yellow Ribbon
10-07-2013, 06:15 PM
i reckon we've signed barry but dont want to announce it because jupiter might not sell us mooney.

:where'swOllie:

Dicks and chicks
10-07-2013, 07:01 PM
Gareth Barry odds of him signing slashed to 1/4 by the bookmakers (bet victor). must mean he's coming home.

Munchies
10-07-2013, 07:15 PM
Surely Man City/Chelsea will get involved in signing Higuain ?

They've both lost out on Cavani...

Niall_Quinn
10-07-2013, 07:19 PM
Surely Man City/Chelsea will get involved in signing Higuain ?

They've both lost out on Cavani...

Yes, but we get Barry.

Wenger and the board and everyone down to the tea lady can fuck off if Barry comes here.

On the other hand, if this is some sort of sick Wenger transfer window wind up then, good one, I've bitten.

Master Splinter
10-07-2013, 07:26 PM
Benayoun was quality.

Dicks and chicks
10-07-2013, 07:27 PM
Benayoun was quality.

lewl

Marc Overmars
10-07-2013, 07:30 PM
The best manager in the league Pellegrini is after a striker.

Higuain is gone.

Time for Gaz Baz to come home.

Niall_Quinn
10-07-2013, 07:30 PM
Benayoun was quality.

You can take a joke too far.

Master Splinter
10-07-2013, 07:31 PM
You can take a joke too far.

Agreed, you have overstayed your welcome.

Niall_Quinn
10-07-2013, 07:33 PM
Agreed, you have overstayed your welcome.

And I'm just getting started.

Syn
10-07-2013, 08:22 PM
Benayoun was quality.

No doubt about it. Fantastic footballer and a fantastic jew.

Niall_Quinn
10-07-2013, 08:31 PM
No doubt about it. Fantastic footballer and a fantastic jew.

There's always one :sulk: (fantastic footballer I mean)

Bergkampwonderland10
10-07-2013, 08:53 PM
Since the opening of this thread on 7.2.13...we have shipped out Santos, Denilson, Squillacci, Arshavin, Santos, Djourou, Mannone, Coquelin (though not sure why coq..I rate him highly as a squad player), and if there is a god...Bendtner too by tomorrow...ok...half the job done...now please fill the spaces wisely...and soon. When do we go off on tour? This weekend?? The transfer window been open 10 days and only a deal for Sanogo which was effectively sorted in June anyway - seriously sort it out...

Bergkampwonderland10
10-07-2013, 08:54 PM
ha...just to make doubley sure seeing as I wrote his name 2x - we've shipped Santos haven't we?

fakeyank
10-07-2013, 08:57 PM
No worries bitches, AW knows. Ronaldo and Messi are coming home!

AW :bow:

Kano
10-07-2013, 09:03 PM
ha...just to make doubley sure seeing as I wrote his name 2x - we've shipped Santos haven't we?
Say santos again! Say santos again! I dare you! I double dare you, motherfucker! Say santos one more God-damned time!

http://www1.skysports.com/football/news/11670/8777198/Premier-League-Andre-Santos-sorry-to-return-to-Arsenal-after-Gremio-loan

Letters
10-07-2013, 09:05 PM
Arsenal's summer plans finally revealed.

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Bergkampwonderland10
10-07-2013, 09:10 PM
Say santos again! Say santos again! I dare you! I double dare you, motherfucker! Say santos one more God-damned time!

http://www1.skysports.com/football/news/11670/8777198/Premier-League-Andre-Santos-sorry-to-return-to-Arsenal-after-Gremio-loan

Jeeeezus - he's still with us? Are you kidding? If I say his name for a third time- does that make him disappear?

Kano
10-07-2013, 09:14 PM
the opposite - candyman really couldn't be a more appropriate nickname.

Bergkampwonderland10
10-07-2013, 09:18 PM
Yep think you're onto something there. Tomorrow we will complete the signings of Benteke, Higuain, Begovic and Bendar for a total outlay of 70million. ;)
Basically Arshavin's, Bendtner;s salaries combined...oh let;s get rid of Chamakh's too...

Cripps_orig
10-07-2013, 09:53 PM
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sport/football/5005494/Mathieu-Flamini-eyes-Prem-return-as-hes-out-of-contract-at-AC.html

Time for him to come home

Özil's Panoramic View
10-07-2013, 10:07 PM
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sport/football/5005494/Mathieu-Flamini-eyes-Prem-return-as-hes-out-of-contract-at-AC.html

Time for him to come home

Yup. Would certainly mean the death of you know who.

Niall_Quinn
10-07-2013, 10:10 PM
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sport/football/5005494/Mathieu-Flamini-eyes-Prem-return-as-hes-out-of-contract-at-AC.html

Time for him to come home

Good luck to whoever gets him, they'll need it as he's had his one good season.

Cripps_orig
11-07-2013, 02:14 AM
05/06 and 07/08 seems like 2 seasons to me and a good squad player for the rest.

Cripps_orig
11-07-2013, 02:18 AM
Yup. Would certainly mean the death of you know who.

Would be a great summer if so

Cripps_orig
11-07-2013, 02:57 AM
Real Madrid are ready to hijack Arsenal's bid to sign Liverpool striker Luis Suarez and are set to offer £40m for the 26-year-old Uruguayan.
Full story: The Sun

The Gunners could also miss out on goalkeeper Julio Cesar, 33, who is set to leave QPR for Napoli on a season-long loan.
Full story: Daily Star

Man City boss Pellegrini is pushing hard to land Fiorentina's 23-year-old Stefan Jovetic. The Montenegro striker has also been targeted by Man United, Arsenal, Chelsea and Juventus.
Full story: Daily Mirror


We were never going to get Suarez.

Why we didn't get Cesar weeks ago, I don't know.

Another player that will become a superstar and Wenger will say he was close to buying.

It's been a horrific summer

Cripps_orig
11-07-2013, 09:50 AM
Arsenal are working on a deal to bring former captain Cesc Fabregas, 26, back to the Emirates with the Spanish midfielder said to be uncertain about his Barcelona future.
Full story: Daily Mail


If this happens, it'll be worse than a horrific summer

Kano
11-07-2013, 09:52 AM
fuckin hell. dragging this bs up again? i guess it works on rotation so higuain will be splashed about again in about a month.

Munchies
11-07-2013, 10:17 AM
A CDM , cheaper alternative to Fellaini :jumpnana:

Sky Sports understands Arsenal are weighing up a move for highly-rated Sevilla midfielder Geoffrey Kondogbia.

http://www1.skysports.com/football/news/11670/8818392/Arsenal-are-lining-up-a-move-for-Sevilla-midfielder-Geoffrey-Kondogbia

Transfer news: Mathieu Flamini keen on Premier League return
http://www1.skysports.com/football/news/11670/8815893/Transfer-news-Mathieu-Flamini-keen-on-Premier-League-return

Was good with us before, but he is a fucking twat and past it now.

Letters
11-07-2013, 10:21 AM
If this happens, it'll be worse than a horrific summer
Your face is worse than horrific.

Cripps_orig
11-07-2013, 10:24 AM
Your face is worse than horrific.

Pretty much

Cripps_orig
11-07-2013, 10:24 AM
A CDM , cheaper alternative to Fellaini :jumpnana:

Sky Sports understands Arsenal are weighing up a move for highly-rated Sevilla midfielder Geoffrey Kondogbia.

http://www1.skysports.com/football/news/11670/8818392/Arsenal-are-lining-up-a-move-for-Sevilla-midfielder-Geoffrey-Kondogbia

Transfer news: Mathieu Flamini keen on Premier League return
http://www1.skysports.com/football/news/11670/8815893/Transfer-news-Mathieu-Flamini-keen-on-Premier-League-return

Was good with us before, but he is a fucking twat and past it now.

Fellaini is better than that pub teamer.

Flamini is better than both

Niall_Quinn
11-07-2013, 10:26 AM
fuckin hell. dragging this bs up again? i guess it works on rotation so higuain will be splashed about again in about a month.

I think we're a bit worried that nobody else has come in for Higuain yet. If things carry on like this there'll be no reason not to buy him, but I don't want to be negative about it just yet. I'm sure city or PSG or somebody will eventually come to the rescue. Good move on the Cesc thing then, could buy us another week.

Marc Overmars
11-07-2013, 10:27 AM
Fellaini is better than that pub teamer.

Flamini is better than both

We should get the other guy mentioned in the article, Illarramendi.

Not Kondogshit.

Niall_Quinn
11-07-2013, 10:27 AM
Kondogbia

The missing piece. Can't see how we won't win the PL if we get this unknown guy.

McNamara That Ghost...
11-07-2013, 10:31 AM
Kondogbia is a bit of a beast tbf. Better him than Barry.

Then again, better death than Barry.

Cripps_orig
11-07-2013, 10:31 AM
We should get the other guy mentioned in the article, Illarramendi.

Not Kondogshit.

Didn't read the article.

Is that the Real Sociedad guy?

Wouldn't mind him.

GP
11-07-2013, 10:31 AM
Kondogbia is a bit of a beast tbf. Better him than Barry.

Then again, better death than Barry.

Better dead than smeg.

McNamara That Ghost...
11-07-2013, 10:34 AM
Better anything than that toupée!

McNamara That Ghost...
11-07-2013, 10:34 AM
Didn't read the article.

Is that the Real Sociedad guy?

Wouldn't mind him.

He is mini Xabi Alonso. Sign him up.

Niall_Quinn
11-07-2013, 10:34 AM
Sometimes I get the impression the club isn't listening to the fans.

McNamara That Ghost...
11-07-2013, 10:36 AM
They're listening. However that's all.

Niall_Quinn
11-07-2013, 10:43 AM
They're listening. However that's all.

But they don't even thank us for our interest in their affairs any more.

McNamara That Ghost...
11-07-2013, 10:44 AM
It's all on Chips' plate now. Sorry.

GP
11-07-2013, 11:06 AM
Chips :bow:

Grebbo
11-07-2013, 12:37 PM
Rumour is we're trying to get Cesc

Rumours :bow:

Cesc :cloud9:

Özim
11-07-2013, 12:44 PM
Cesc is never coming back:

a) It would be a backward step for him
b) He's done the 4th place trophy to death
c) If he did leave, which he won't he'd have his choice of clubs
d) Barca won't want to sell for 25 million so would try to dissuade him moving to us in any way possible
e) Wenger won't spend 25 million on a player as his hands are tied to the bank vault

BS rumours :bow:

Özim
11-07-2013, 12:45 PM
For a man who hands have been allegedly tied for x years, Wenger doesn't seem in too much of a hurry to spend the money now.

Cripps_orig
11-07-2013, 12:55 PM
Cesc is never coming back:

a) It would be a backward step for him
b) He's done the 4th place trophy to death
c) If he did leave, which he won't he'd have his choice of clubs
d) Barca won't want to sell for 25 million so would try to dissuade him moving to us in any way possible
e) Wenger won't spend 25 million on a player as his hands are tied to the bank vault

BS rumours :bow:

A) would be a backward step for us
B) he's a major reason why we went from winning trophies to 4th place trophies as he is the face of failure
C) Birmingham await
D) Barca are ****s as is he. They deserve each other
E) £70m :haha:

Niall_Quinn
11-07-2013, 01:03 PM
LOL, you'd say no to Cesc but welcome to Barry. Your WUM routine is old.

Cripps_orig
11-07-2013, 01:05 PM
LOL, you'd say no to Cesc but welcome to Barry. Your WUM routine is old.

I don't rate Barry but he hasn't been a failure at this club as Cesc has

Niall_Quinn
11-07-2013, 01:07 PM
I don't rate Barry but he hasn't been a failure at this club as Cesc has

He's never been at this club so pretty impossible for him to be a failure here. If that's the standard then let's get Titus Bramble in pronto.

Munchies
11-07-2013, 01:10 PM
Evening Standard: Arsenal improve on £30m offer to land Liverpool's Luis Suarez but moves for Fellaini, Higuain and Cesar look set to fail.

:haha:

Cripps_orig
11-07-2013, 01:14 PM
He's never been at this club so pretty impossible for him to be a failure here. If that's the standard then let's get Titus Bramble in pronto.

We're not linked with good old Titus.

I don't want Barry here either but rather him than Cesc.

Cripps_orig
11-07-2013, 01:18 PM
Evening Standard: Arsenal improve on £30m offer to land Liverpool's Luis Suarez but moves for Fellaini, Higuain and Cesar look set to fail.

:haha:
No chance of Suarez unfortunately.

Impressed with the failure of signing a player who has a minimum fee clause and wants to play CL football, a keeper who said staying in London would be his priority and a striker we have been after for ages.

Letters
11-07-2013, 01:19 PM
We're not linked with good old Titus.

I don't want Barry here either but rather him than Cesc.
Barry / 10

Özil's Panoramic View
11-07-2013, 01:31 PM
Cripps is right, Cesc is a flop.

-Was made the axis and captain of our last good team and won fuck all.

-feigned injuries, whinged and sulked his way out to join the Bar****s where he's flopped under 2 separate managers.

-a flop where the Spanish Nat'l team is concerned as well.

Don't know why anyone would want the **** back here, tbh.

Cripps_orig
11-07-2013, 01:32 PM
Barry / 10

Better than Cesc/10

GP
11-07-2013, 01:32 PM
Barry / 10

Arteta/10